Rest Harrow: A Comedy of ResolutionHewlett, Maurice
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Rest Harrow: A Comedy of Resolution
Hewlett, Maurice
Fiction
At twelve thirty-five there lit from a hansom an eager and pretty little
lady, all in gauzy tissues and lace scarf, who knocked at the door
like a postman and flew up the stair into Sanchia's arms. “Oh, Sancie,
Sancie, how sweet of you to write! Now we are all going to be happy
again forever after. Oh, and here's Cuthbert--I forgot.” In the doorway
stood the erect form, and smiled the bronzed face of Captain Sinclair of
the Greys. His “How d'ye do, Miss Sanchia!” was accompanied by a look
of such curious enquiry that Sanchia gave him two fingers, said, “Quite
well, thank you,” and no more. Much more had been expected, and the
Captain was somewhat taken aback. He had been ready to welcome the
prodigal and admire her too. What's more, he had already very much
admired her. To have one's generous motions damped by a coolness of that
sort is sickening. But there it was: what could one say? what could one
do? He went to the window and stood there, whistling in a whisper until
his wife dismissed him. To the Cavalry Club stalked he, working himself
into virtuous heat. There, at luncheon with a friend, he expatiated,
which was unwise and unmannerly at once. But his own wrongs swallowed up
his wife's rights.
“I'll be damned, Jack,” he took up his parable, “I'll be damned if
ever I do a woman a good turn any more. Never, never again. Gel I
know--relative of mine she is, by marriage--goes a purler with a chap.
Knew something of the chap too--so did you, I expect. Not a bad chap,
by any means, barring this sort of thing. Well, now she's in town--all
over--settled down, y'know. Writes to my wife. Well, I thought it was no
good bein' stiff in these things. Against the spirit of the age--what?
So I said we'd do the handsome thing and go up. We both wanted a spell
of easy--so it was handy. Besides, I wanted to see the gel. I own to
that. And there's no doubt she's a clinker; quiet, you know, and steady;
looks right at you, far in; sees the lot at a glance. Palish gel, not
too big; but well set up. Square shoulders--deep-chested gel. That
sort.” He stared at the table-cloth hard.
“I was taken by her, mightily taken. So when she and my wife had done
kissin', I put in my little oar. 'How d'ye do, Miss--' I won't mention
names, though upon my dick I don't know why I should be squeamish. But
there it was; and I'd have kissed her, as you do kiss your wife's--well,
cousin, let's say--if you want to. Bless you, not a bit of it. Proud as
pepper. Gives me a finger. 'Quite well,' says she. 'Quite well, thank
you--' and drops me. Drops _me_! Good Lord!”
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