English poetry; Puck (Legendary character) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
'Talleyrand he'd gone up in the world same as me. He'd sailed to France
again, and was a great man in the Government there awhile, but they had
to turn him out on account of some story about bribes from American
shippers. All our poor _emigrés_ said he was surely finished this time,
but Red Jacket and me we didn't think it likely, not unless he was quite
dead. Big Hand had made his peace treaty with Great Britain, just _as_
he said he would, and there was a roaring trade 'twixt England and the
United States for such as 'ud take the risk of being searched by British
and French men-of-wars. Those two was fighting, and just _as_ his
gentlemen told Big Hand 'ud happen--the United States was catching it
from both. If an English man-o'-war met an American ship he'd press half
the best men out of her, and swear they was British subjects. Most of
'em was! If a Frenchman met her he'd, likely, have the cargo out of her,
swearing it was meant to aid and comfort the English; and if a Spaniard
or a Dutchman met her--they was hanging on to England's coat-tails
too--Lord only knows what _they_ wouldn't do! It came over me that what
I wanted in my tobacco trade was a fast-sailing ship and a man who could
be French, English, or American at a pinch. Luckily I could lay my hands
on both articles. So along towards the end of September in the year '99
I sailed from Philadelphia with a hundred and eleven hogshead o' good
Virginia tobacco, in the brig _Berthe Aurette_ named after mother's
maiden name, hoping 'twould bring me luck, which she didn't--and yet she
did.'
'Where was you bound for?' Puck asked.
'Er--any port I found handiest. I didn't tell Toby or the Brethren. They
don't understand the inns and outs of the tobacco trade.'
Puck coughed a small cough as he shifted a piece of wood with his bare
foot.
'It's easy for you to sit and judge,' Pharaoh cried. 'But think o' what
_we_ had to put up with! We spread our wings and run across the broad
Atlantic like a hen through a horse-fair. Even so, we was stopped by an
English frigate, three days out. He sent a boat alongside and pressed
seven able seamen. I remarked it was hard on honest traders, but the
officer said they was fighting all creation and hadn't time to argue.
The next English frigate we escaped with no more than a shot in our
quarter. Then we was chased two days and a night by a French privateer,
firing between squalls, and the dirty little English ten-gun brig which
made him sheer off had the impudence to press another five of our men.
That's how we reached to the chops of the Channel. Twelve good men
pressed out of thirty-five; an eighteen-pound shot-hole close besides
our rudder; our mainsail looking like spectacles where the Frenchman had
hit us--and the Channel crawling with short-handed British cruisers. Put
_that_ in your pipe and smoke it next time you grumble at the price of
tobacco!
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