England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Uncles -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"I am Miss Butt's lady friend from Catford," she explained with an
assumption of tremendous dignity.
"I remember her talking about you very often."
"Yes, miss," sighed Mrs. Vokins, taking out her handkerchief and dabbing
the corners of her eyes. She evidently supposed that any reference to
her in conversation must have included the sorrows of her past life, and
she now put on the air of one to whom a response to sympathy is the most
familiar emotion.
"And you have a message for me from Selina?"
"No, not a message, a letter. Miss Butt was unwilling to put it in the
pillar-box for fear your aunt should look at it."
"My aunt?"
"That was how Miss Butt came to send me in place of the pillar-box. She
wanted me to put the letter in my stocking for safety, but suffering as
I do from vericlose veins, I asked Miss Butt to kindly permit of it
being put in my handbag. You must excuse it smelling slightly of salts,
but I'm very subject to headaches ever since my trouble."
Jasmine opened the letter, which was strongly perfumed with gin. The
negotiations being conducted in such a ladylike polite spirit, Jasmine
was not surprised to find Selina's letter couched in the same style.
_Dear Miss Grant,_
_This is to inform you that poor old Mr. Rouncivell has been took
very bad with inflammation of the bowls screaming and yelling
himself hoarse fit to frighten anybody. I don't want to say more
than I ought in a letter, but knowing what I know, I tell you you
ought to come back with my lady friend Mrs. Vokins at once and not
knowing if you have the money for your fare I take the liberty of
enclosing a postal order for two pounds. Mrs. Vokins has a
brother-in-law who is a fourwheeler and will drive you back to
Muswell Hill as per arrangement._
"This is all very mysterious," Jasmine commented.
"Yes, miss, so it is, I'm sure," Mrs. Vokins agreed. "But then, as my
friend Miss Butt says, life's very mysterious. And I said, answering
her, 'Yes, Miss Butt, and death's very mysterious.' And she said,
'You're right, Mrs. Vokins, it is.' Miss Butt's very worried. Oh yes, I
can tell you she's very worried, because she's given up the kitchen
which I was using for her three times a week. If I might presume to give
advice as a married woman, which I was before my poor husband died, I'd
advise you to pack up your box and come along with me by the afternoon
train, which my brother-in-law will meet with his cab. You need have no
fear of familiarity, miss, because he was a coachman before he was a
cabman, and was hounded out of his job by one of these motor-cars.
Inventions of the Devil, as I call them."
"But does Selina want me to help her look after my poor uncle?"
"I'm sorry, miss, to appear stand-offish, and it's through no wish of
mine, I'm sure, but Miss Butt's last words to me was: 'Keep your mouth
shut, Mrs. Vokins.'"
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