England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Uncles -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
Uncle Matthew was so voluminously wrapped up for this expedition that it
seemed at first as if he would never be able to squeeze through the door
of the brougham; but by unwinding himself from a plaid shawl he managed
it.
"Where am I to drive to?" asked Uncle Eneas' gardener in an injured
voice. He evidently disapproved of being lent to other people.
"Drive to London," said the old gentleman.
"Where?" the coachman repeated.
"To London, you idiot! Don't you know where London is?"
"London's a large place," said the coachman.
"I don't need you to tell me that. Drive to Regent Street."
The drive was spent in trying to accommodate Uncle Matthew's wraps to
the temperature of the inside of the brougham, and in an attempt to
calculate how much it cost Eneas to keep a horse, carriage, and
coachman. This was a complicated calculation, because it involved
deducting from the cost per week not merely the amount saved in
artificial manures, but also the amount saved by growing bigger
vegetables than would otherwise have been grown.
"But whatever way you look at it," said Uncle Matthew finally, "it's a
dead loss!"
When they reached Regent Street, Uncle Matthew told Jasmine to stop the
carriage at the first shop where women's clothes were sold.
"Women's clothes?" repeated Jasmine.
"Yes, women's clothes. I'm told you want a gown for a ball to-morrow.
Well, I'm going to buy you one."
Jasmine could scarcely believe that it was Uncle Matthew who was
talking, and her expression of amazement roused the old gentleman to ask
her what she was staring at.
"Think I've never bought gowns for women before?" he asked. "I used to
come shopping every day with my poor wife, fifty years ago."
The brougham had stopped at a famous and fashionable dressmaker's, and
Jasmine wonderingly followed the old gentleman into the shop.
"I want a gown," said the old gentleman fiercely to the first lady who
wriggled up to him and asked what he required.
They were accommodated with chairs in the showroom, and presently a
young woman emerged from a glass grated door and walked past them in an
Anglo-Saxon attitude.
"You needn't be shy of me," said Uncle Matthew. "I'm old enough to be
your grandfather." The show-woman tittered politely at what she supposed
was Uncle Matthew's joke.
"Do you like that model?" she said.
"Model?" echoed the old gentleman.
"That gown?" the show-woman enquired.
"Gown?" echoed Uncle Matthew. "What gown?"
"Miss Abels," the show-woman called, "would you mind walking past once
more?"
"You don't mean to tell me that what she's wearing is an evening gown
you propose to sell me?" asked Uncle Matthew, on whom an explanation of
the young woman's behaviour was beginning to dawn. "Why, I never thought
she was dressed at all."
The show-woman again tittered politely.
"We consider that one of our most becoming gowns," she said. "So simple,
isn't it? Don't you like the lines? And it's quite a new shade. Angel's
blush."
"It's very pretty," said Jasmine.
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