Richard Steele: Edited, with an Introduction and Notes by G. A. AitkenSteele, Richard, Sir
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Richard Steele: Edited, with an Introduction and Notes by G. A. Aitken
Steele, Richard, Sir
English drama (Comedy); Steele, Richard, Sir, 1672-1729
_Cler._ Only that slight hurt, for the astrologer said at my nativity,
nor fire, nor sword, nor pike, nor musket shall destroy this child, let
him but avoid fair eyes----But, madam, mayn't I crave the name of her
that has so captivated my heart?
_Niece._ I can't guess whom you mean by that description; but if you
ask my name, I must confess you put me upon revealing what I always
keep as the greatest secret I have--for would you believe it, they have
called me--I don't know how to own it, but they have called me--Bridget.
_Cler._ Bridget?
_Niece._ Bridget.
_Cler._ Bridget?
_Niece._ Spare my confusion, I beseech you, sir; and if you have
occasion to mention me, let it be by Parthenissa,[89] for that's the
name I have assumed ever since I came to years of discretion.
_Cler._ The insupportable tyranny of parents, to fix names on helpless
infants which they must blush at all their lives after! I don't think
there's a surname in the world to match it.
_Niece._ No! What do you think of Tipkin?
_Cler._ Tipkin! Why, I think if I was a young lady that had it I'd part
with it immediately.
_Niece._ Pray, how would you get rid of it?
_Cler._ I'd change it for another. I could recommend to you three very
pretty syllables--What do you think of Clerimont?
_Niece._ Clerimont! Clerimont! Very well--but what right have I to it?
_Cler._ If you will give me leave, I'll put you in possession of it. By
a very few words I can make it over to you, and your children after you.
_Niece._ O fie! Whither are you running? You know a lover should sigh
in private, and languish whole years before he reveals his passion; he
should retire into some solitary grove, and make the woods and wild
beasts his confidants. You should have told it to the echo half-a-year
before you had discovered it, even to my handmaid. And yet besides--to
talk to me of children! Did you ever hear of a heroine with a big belly?
_Cler._ What can a lover do, madam, now the race of giants is extinct?
Had I lived in those days there had not been a mortal six foot high,
but should have owned Parthenissa for the paragon of beauty, or
measured his length on the ground----Parthenissa should have been
heard by the brooks and deserts at midnight, the echo's burden and the
river's murmur.
_Niece._ That had been a golden age, indeed! But see, my aunt has left
her grave companion and is coming toward us----I command you to leave
me.
_Cler._ Thus Oroondates, when Statira[90] dismissed him her presence,
threw himself at her feet, and implored permission but to live.
[_Offering to kneel._
_Niece._ And thus Statira raised him from the earth, permitting him to
live and love. [_Exit_ CLER.
_Enter_ AUNT.
_Aunt._ Is not Mr. Pounce's conversation very improving, niece?
_Niece._ Is not Clerimont a very pretty name, aunt?
_Aunt._ He has so much prudence.
_Niece._ He has so much gallantry.
_Aunt._ So sententious in his expressions.
_Niece._ So polished in his language.
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