"You ought to be able to answer that question better than I," replied
the colonel. "He must also be one of the friends of your youth. The fever
of adoration you ought to understand also: it must be one of your family
characteristics; and your sister has introduced it into her family. I
can only tell you this much: this Andrew is the very corner-stone of my
house. Every thing depends upon him, and we should all fall to pieces if
his support were withdrawn from us. Andrew is the counsellor, comforter,
safety, and aid in any trouble. If my wife thinks she wants any utensil
for household use, even if she does not know how it should look, nor
what use to put it to, Andrew the carpenter invents it, and makes it on
the spot. If the kitchen is on fire, or the water gives out there, or in
the laundry, Andrew the carpenter smothers the fire, and procures floods
of water. If my son does some sad piece of mischief, Andrew the
carpenter repairs the damage in a trice. If my daughter smashes all the
crockery, Andrew the carpenter glues it together at once. So you see
that this man is really the very pillar of my edifice; and if any thing
should happen to him, we should straightway go to pieces."
Mrs. Ritter had returned to the room during this account of Andrew the
carpenter's virtues, and her husband had heightened the description for
her benefit. Uncle Max shouted with laughter.
"Yes, laugh away; laugh away!" said she. "For all that, I know very well
what a treasure I possess in Andrew the carpenter."
"So do I, for that matter," said her husband, laughing merrily.
"I do, too," said Pussy, heartily, who was again on her seat at
table.
"So do I," grumbled Otto, while he rubbed his shins, that ached from his
recent fall over the chair.
"Well, now we are all of one mind about it, and the children can go
quietly to bed," said their mother. These words did not tend to restore
quiet, for the children became rebellious; but it was useless. Old Trine
stood on the threshold, and was ready to carry out the family rules and
regulations. Off marched the children, and presently their mother also
disappeared again; for there were the evening prayers to be said, and
she never failed to be at their bedside for that.
When, at last, every thing was in order in the house, Mrs. Ritter joined
the gentlemen once more.
"At last!" said the colonel, with a sigh of relief, as if he had
vanquished the enemy. "Now you see how it is, Max. My wife belongs first
of all to the carpenter Andrew, then to the children, and only to her
husband when there is nothing else for her to do."
"And now you see, Max," said his sister, laughing, "that, although my
husband speaks scornfully of Andrew the carpenter, he does assign him a
very high rank after all. Now acknowledge that, won't you? He has just
given me a message for you. He has brought his yearly savings with him
to-day, and begs for your assistance."
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