"What have you been doing?" asked the visitor, as Herbert keeled over,
with a groan, on the bed. "Been hitting the pace? Been attending too
many hot suppers? Oh, but you're sure to sport wherever you go!"
"Hitting the pace around this graveyard!" mumbled Herbert dismally.
"What are you talking about, old fel? Why, everybody dies here nights
at nine o'clock; there's not a thing doing after that. It's the most
forsaken, dismal place imaginable after that hour. I'm dying of dry
rot, that's what's the matter." He finished with a cough that seemed
to wrack him from head to feet.
"You're sick," said Newbert, with a show of sympathy. "You've got a
cold, and it has settled on your lungs. You're none too strong, Herb,
and you'd better look out. I guess you won't be able to take in the
game to-day."
"Yes, I will!" cried Rackliff suddenly. "I wouldn't miss it for a
fortune. Oh, I've got money bet on that game, Dade."
"Well, Orv Foxhall is outside with old man Foxhall's bubble. Great
car, that. And you should see Orv drive her. Oh, he does cut it out
some! He had 'em staring when he ripped up through the center of this
old town. We nearly ran a team down back on the road; was going better
than fifty when we came round a curve and grazed the old jay's
wheel-hubs. I'll bet that Reuben's hair stood on its hind legs. Ho!
ho! ho!"
Herbert sat up. "It won't take me long to dress," he said. "I'll go
back to Wyndham with you."
"You haven't had any breakfast."
"Don't want any. Haven't had an appetite for three days. I caught
this rotten cold riding a motorcycle back here from Clearport after the
game last Saturday. I wouldn't mind if this cough didn't tear me so."
"It's tough," said Newbert. "Can I help you? Going to take a dip?"
"Boo! No, I won't bathe this morning; haven't got the nerve for a cold
plunge, and a warm one might fix me so I'd catch more cold. Just you
make yourself comfortable as you can while I'm getting into my duds."
Three times while dressing Herbert was compelled to sit down to rest,
and Newbert declared that his friend seemed to be pretty nearly "all
in."
"I certainly am," agreed Rackliff; "I'm up against it. Never was
knocked out like this before. Why, I can't even smoke a cigarette, it
makes me bark so. You can imagine how tough that is on me. Sometimes
I'm half crazy for a smoke--I'm shaking all over; but when I try it I
just have to quit by the time I've taken three whiffs."
"You've smoked too many of those things, that's what's the matter.
Used to hit 'em up myself; thought it real devilish. Never took any
real satisfaction in it, though."
"That was because you didn't inhale; they're no good unless you do."
"They're no good if you do; give me a cigar every time."
"You got my last letter all right?" asked Herbert, selecting a necktie
from his abundant supply.
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