Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)Kennedy, John Pendleton
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Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Kennedy, John Pendleton
Maryland -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
"De Medicamentum Promethei," replied the owner of this wonderful
treasure, pleased with the interest taken in his discourse. "Your
ladyship will comprehend from your reading learned pooks, dat
Prometheus was a great headen god, what stole de fire from Heaven,
whereby he was able to vivicate and reluminate de decayed and worn-out
podies of de human families, and in a manner even to give life to de
images of clay; which is all, as your good ladyship discerns, a
fabulous narration, or pregnant fable, as de scholars insinuate. And
moreover, de poets and philosophers say dat same headen god was very
learned in de knowledge of de virtues of plants and herps, which your
ladyship will remark is de very consistence and identification of de
noble art of pharmacy. Well den, dis Prometheus, my lady--ha, ha!--was
some little bit of a juggler, and was very fond of playing his
legerdemains wid de gods, till one day de great Jupiter, peing angry
wid his jocularities and his tricks, caused him to be chained to a
rock, wid a hungry vulture always gnawing his liver; and dere he was in
dis great misery, till his pody pined away so small dat his chain would
not hold him, and den, aha! he showed Jupiter a goot pair of heels,
like an honest fellow, and set apout to find de medicines what should
renovate and patch up his liver, which you may be sure he did, my lady,
in a very little while. Dis again is anoder fable, to signify dat he
was troubled wid a great sickness in dat part of his pody. Now, my
lady, see how well de name significates de great virtues of my
medicament, which, in de first place, is a miraculous restorer of
health and vigour and life to de feeble spirits of de pody: dere's de
fire. Second, it is composed of more dan one hundred plants, roots, and
seeds, most delicately distilled, sublimed and suffumigated in a
limbeck of pure virgin silver, and according to de most subtle
projections of alchemy: and dere your ladyship shall see de knowledge
of de virtues of plants and de most consummate art of de concoctions.
And now for de last significance of de fable: dis medicament is a
specific of de highest exaltation for de cure, which never fails, of
all distemperatures of de liver; not to say dat it is less potent to
overcome and destroy all de oder diseases I have mentioned, and many
more. Dere you see de whole Medicamentum Promethei, which I sell to
worshipful peoples for one rix dollar de phial. Is it not well named,
my lady, and superlative cheap? I give it away: de projection alone
costs me more dan I ask for de compound."
"The name is curiously made out," said the lady, "and worthily, if the
virtue of the compound answer the description. But your cures, you have
not yet touched upon them. I long to hear what notable feats you have
accomplished in that sort."
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