English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Greene, Robert, 1558-1592
_S. Wife._ O, but, Adam, I am afraid to walk so late, because of the
spirits that appear in the city.
_Adam._ What, are you afraid of spirits? Armed as I am, with ale and
nutmegs, turn me loose to all the devils in hell.
_S. Wife._ Alas, Adam, Adam! the devil, the devil!
_Adam._ The devil, mistress! fly you for your safeguard; [_Exit_ S.
Wife.] let me alone; the devil and I will deal well enough, if he have
any honesty at all in him: I'll either win him with a smooth tale, or
else with a toast and a cup of ale.
_Devil_ [_singing_].
_O, O, O, O, fain would I be,_
_If that my kingdom fulfill'd I might see!_
_O, O, O, O!_
_Adam._ Surely this is a merry devil, and I believe he is one of
Lucifer's minstrels; hath a sweet voice; now surely, surely, he may
sing to a pair of tongs and a bagpipe.
_Devil._ O, thou art he that I seek for.
_Adam. Spritus santus_!--Away from me, Satan! I have nothing to do with
thee.
_Devil._ O villain, thou art mine!
_Adam. Nominus patrus_!--I bless me from thee, and I conjure thee to
tell me who thou art!
_Devil._ I am the spirit of the dead man that was slain in thy company
when we were drunk together at the ale.[113]
_Adam._ By my troth, sir, I cry you mercy; your face is so changed that
I had quite forgotten you: well, master devil, we have tossed over many
a pot of ale together.
_Devil._ And therefore must thou go with me to hell.
_Adam_ [_aside_]. I have a policy to shift him, for I know he comes out
of a hot place, and I know myself, the smith and the devil hath a dry
tooth in his head: therefore will I leave him asleep and run my way.
_Devil._ Come, art thou ready?
_Adam._ Faith, sir, my old friend, and now goodman devil, you know you
and I have been tossing many a good cup of ale: your nose is grown very
rich: what say you, will you take a pot of ale now at my hands? Hell is
like a smith's forge, full of water, and yet ever athirst.
_Devil._ No ale, villain; spirits cannot drink; come, get upon my back,
that I may carry thee.[114]
_Adam._ You know I am a smith, sir: let me look whether you be well
shod or no; for if you want a shoe, a remove, or the clinching of a
nail, I am at your command.
_Devil._ Thou hast never a shoe fit for me.
_Adam,_ Why, sir, we shoe horned beasts, as well as you,--[_Aside._]
O good Lord! let me sit down and laugh; hath never a cloven foot; a
devil, quoth he! I'll use _Spritus santus_ nor _Nominus patrus_ no more
to him, I warrant you; I'll do more good upon him with my cudgel: now
will I sit me down, and become justice of peace to the devil.
_Devil._ Come, art thou ready?
_Adam._ I am ready, and with this cudgel I will conjure thee. [_Beats
him._
_Devil._ O, hold thy hand! thou killest me, thou killest me! [_Exit._
_Adam._ Then may I count myself, I think, a tall[115] man, that am able
to kill a devil. Now who dare deal with me in the parish? or what wench
in Nineveh will not love me, when they say, "There goes he that beat
the devil?" [_Exit._
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