The government of Persia is an absolute despotism; the king himself
cannot change his own edicts. Sanguinary and barbarous punishments are
very common; the eyes being sometimes put out. Theft is punished by
making a hole in a wall, putting the offender in, and building it up
again, thus suffocating him. The lower classes are punished by the
bastinado, or whipping the feet.
――――
HOW TO GET LETTERS FREE.――A shrewd countryman, being informed that
there was a letter for him in the post-office, went accordingly for
it. On the postmaster’s handing it to him, he frankly confessed that
he could not read, and requested the postmaster to open it, and let
him know the contents, which he very readily did. After getting all
the information he wanted, he knowingly shrugged up his shoulders,
thanked him for his politeness, and dryly observed――“When I have some
change I’ll call and take it.”
――――
“LOVE ONE ANOTHER.”――A Welsh parson, preaching from this text, told
his congregation, that in kind and respectful treatment to our
fellow-creatures, we were inferior to the brute creation. As an
illustration of the truth of this remark, he quoted an instance of two
goats, in his own parish, that once met upon a bridge so very narrow,
that they could not pass by without one thrusting the other off into
the river. “And,” continued he, “how do you think they acted? Why, I
will tell you. One goat lay down, and let the other leap over him. Ah!
beloved, let us live like goats.”
Varieties.
AN OLD MAID’S WILL.――A maiden lady, who died in London, in 1786, left
the following singular legacies in her will:――
“_Item._ I leave to my dear entertaining Jacko, (a monkey,)
£10 per annum, during his natural life, to be expended
yearly, for his support.”
“_Item._ To Shock and Tib, (a lapdog and a cat,) £5 each,
for their annual subsistence during life; but should it so
happen that Shock die before Tib, or Tib before Shock, then
and in that case the survivor to have the whole.”
The legacies in remainder were bequeathed to her niece.
――――
FREDERICK THE GREAT.――A Prussian ecclesiastic, of the name of Mylius,
found among his father’s papers a promissory note to a considerable
amount, which the Prince Royal, afterwards Frederick the Great, had
given him. He therefore immediately sent it to the king with the
following letter:――
“Sire,――Among my father’s papers I have found the enclosed
note. I cannot tell whether it has been through negligence
or any other means that it has not been cancelled. I know
not, but I leave the matter to the disposal of your
majesty.”
The king immediately sent for Mylius, and said that he well remembered
receiving the money from his father, and that if there was any error
he would be the loser himself. He immediately paid the money, with
interest.
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