Old Snarly was a great politician and a champion of the king. He would
let nobody speak ill of either. He hated the French, and one of his
chief occupations was to kill flies, which he called Frenchmen. He died
at the age of seventy-two, and left one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars to his relatives, whom he would not see while he was living.
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JOHN BAKER.
This man was wonderful for the power he had over the muscles of his
face. Though he had not a long nose, yet he could move it in such a
manner as to take a piece of money up from a table between his nose and
chin, and hold it there firmly. Nay more, he could draw his nose down
in such a manner as to take it into his mouth, and then his under lip
appeared even with his eyes and forehead! He could also put the stem of
a tobacco pipe through his nose, and then take up a wine glass and hold
it between his nose and chin, as shown in the portrait.
The performances of this man astonished all who saw him, and several
eminent medical men expressed great wonder at his feats. He was both
a sailor and a soldier, in the British service, and served in the
revolutionary war, in America. He was twice married, and had a family
of thirteen children. His life was one of great vicissitude, and when
an old man, he was famous at Wapping, for his stories about what he had
seen and done. He had a good opinion of himself, and used generally to
wind off his long tales with the declaration that his equal was not to
be found in the whole world!
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Punch and Judy.
There are some wise old people, who, when they hear the music of the
showmen in the streets, are very much annoyed, and wish to have the
vagrants sent off to the work-house. Gently――gently――Mr. Snarl. This
very exhibition of Punch and Judy, has given more innocent pleasure
than almost any other that was ever invented.
The story of Punch and his wife Judy, had its origin in Italy. As it
is a pleasant story, I will tell it. In the district of Acezza, near
Naples, the people are very much addicted to the making of wine from
grapes; and it is curious that from antiquity they have been famous for
their love of droll wit and comic fun.
Well, many years ago, in the season of the vintage, which is a time
when everybody seems to be full of joke and frolic, some comic players
came along, through Acezza. They began to poke fun at the vintagers,
and in the war of wit, the players got the worst of it.
Now there was, among the vintagers, a fellow with an enormous red nose,
long and crooked like a powder horn; and he was the very drollest and
wittiest of the whole company. The players were so tickled with his
witty sayings, all set off by his odd face and very queer air and
manner, that they almost cracked their sides with laughter.
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