Folklore -- England; Robin Hood (Legendary character) -- Legends
Now it so chanced that upon that very morning Robin Hood had sent Little
John to a neighboring village to buy some cloth of Lincoln green for new
suits for all the band. Some of the money recently won of the King
was being spent in this fashion, ‘gainst the approach of winter. Will
Scarlet had been sent on a similar errand to Barnesdale some time
before, if you remember, only to be chased up the hill without his
purchase. So to-day Little John was chosen, and for sweet company’s
sake Robin went with him a part of the way until they came to the “Seven
Does,” the inn where Robin had recently played his prank upon Middle the
tinker. Here they drank a glass of ale to refresh themselves withal,
and for good luck; and Robin tarried a bit while Little John went on his
errand.
Presently Robin entered the edge of the wood, when whom should he see
but Arthur-a-Bland, busily creeping after a graceful deer that browsed
alone down the glade. “Now by Saint George and the Dragon!” quoth Robin
to himself. “I much fear that yon same fellow is a rascally poacher come
after our own and the King’s meat!”
For you must know, by a curious process of reasoning, Robin and his men
had hunted in the royal preserves so long that they had come to consider
themselves joint owners to every animal which roamed therein.
“Nay!” he added, “this must be looked into! That cow-skin cap in sooth
must hide a scurvy varlet!”
And forthwith he crept behind a tree, and thence to another, stalking
our friend Arthur as busily as Arthur was stalking the deer.
This went on for quite a space, until the tanner began to come upon the
deer and to draw his bow in order to tickle the victim’s ribs with a
cloth-yard shaft. But just at this moment Robin unluckily trod upon a
twig which snapped and caused the tanner to turn suddenly.
Robin saw that he was discovered, so he determined to put a bold face on
the matter, and went forward with some smart show of authority.
“Hold!” he cried: “stay your hand! Why, who are you, bold fellow, to
range so boldly here? In sooth, to be brief, ye look like a thief that
has come to steal the King’s deer.”
“Marry, it is scant concern of yours, what I look like!” retorted
Arthur-a-Bland. “Who are you, who speak so bravely?”
“You shall soon find out who I am!” quoth Robin, determining to find
some sport in the matter. “I am a keeper of this forest. The King knows
that I am looking after his deer for him; and therefore we must stay
you.”
“Have you any assistants, friend?” asked the tanner calmly. “For it is
not one man alone who can stop me.”
“Nay truly, gossip,” replied Robin. “I have a good yew bow, also a right
sharp blade at my side. Nathless I need no better assistant than a good
oak-graff like unto yours. Give me a baker’s dozen of minutes with
it and it shall pleasure me to crack that pate of yours for your
sauciness!”
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