Folklore -- England; Robin Hood (Legendary character) -- Legends
The Bishop no sooner saw this action than he knew his man, and that
there was a trap set; and being an arrant coward, he wheeled his horse
sharply and would have made off down the road; but his own men, spurred
on the charge, blocked his way. At almost the same instant the bushes
round about seemed literally to become alive with outlaws. Little John’s
men came from one side and Will Stutely’s from the other. In less time
than it takes to tell it, the worthy Bishop found himself a prisoner,
and began to crave mercy from the men he had so lately been ready to
sentence.
“O pardon, O pardon,” said the Bishop,
“O pardon, I you pray.
For if I had known it had been you,
I’d have gone some other way.”
“I owe you no pardon,” retorted Robin, “but I will e’en treat you better
than you would have treated me. Come, make haste, and go along with me.
I have already planned that you shall dine with me this day.”
So the unwilling prelate was dragged away, cheek by jowl, with the
half-cooked venison upon the back of his own horse; and Robin and his
band took charge of the whole company and led them through the forest
glades till they came to an open space near Barnesdale.
Here they rested, and Robin gave the Bishop a seat full courteously.
Much the miller’s son fell to roasting the deer afresh, while another
and fatter beast was set to frizzle on the other side of the fire.
Presently the appetizing odor of the cooking reached the Bishop’s
nostrils, and he sniffed it eagerly. The morning’s ride had made him
hungry; and he was nothing loath when they bade him come to the dinner.
Robin gave him the best place beside himself, and the Bishop prepared to
fall to.
“Nay, my lord, craving your pardon, but we are accustomed to have grace
before meat,” said Robin decorously. “And as our own chaplain is not
with us to-day, will you be good enough to say it for us?”
The Bishop reddened, but pronounced grace in the Latin tongue hastily,
and then settled himself to make the best of his lot. Red wines and ale
were brought forth and poured out, each man having a horn tankard from
which to drink.
Laughter bubbled among the diners, and the Bishop caught himself smiling
at more than one jest. But who, in sooth, could resist a freshly broiled
venison streak eaten out in the open air to the tune of jest and good
fellowship? Stutely filled the Bishop’s beaker with wine each time he
emptied it, and the Bishop got mellower and mellower as the afternoon
shades lengthened on toward sunset. Then the approaching dusk warned him
of his position.
“I wish, mine host,” quoth he gravely to Robin, who had soberly drunk
but one cup of ale, “that you would now call a reckoning. ‘Tis late, and
I fear the cost of this entertainment may be more than my poor purse can
stand.”
For he bethought himself of his friend, the Sheriff’s former experience.
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