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"That's about the idee I had on 'em," said Jess; "they're wuss'n Injuns,
an' ain't satisfied with takin' a man's money, they want his hair, hide,
'n' toe nails. If ever one on 'em comes ashore on Rockhaven 'n' I'm
around, he'll think he's run into a hornet's nest. We'll use him wuss'n
we did Abe Winty. He was a shiftless cuss that got out into the island
somehow 'bout ten year ago, an' begun beggin' for a livin'. He 'lowed he
had asmer an' heart troubles an' a tech o' liver complaint, 'n' jest
couldn't do no liftin' or any sort o' hard work. He fooled us a spell,
till we began missin' things 'n' found they were gittin' into the hands
o' a low-down fellar who sold rum on the sly, 'n' then we held a sort o'
indignation caucus, 'n' Abe wa'n't invited. We had diskivered by this
time that Abe's heart 'n' liver was doin' business 'bout ez usual, 'n'
the only thing that ailed him was downright laziness. We sorter compared
idees at the meetin', an' the upshot on't was we concluded the island
wa'n't big 'nuff for him. We'd tried all manner o' talk to shame him,
but callin' names an' 'busin' him didn't hev no more 'fect than rain on
a duck's back. We'd tried coaxin' an' cussin' to git him to work, but
him 'n' work wus mortal enemies, 'n' when he couldn't beg 'nuff to eat
he'd steal it. Suthin' had to be did, 'n' we did it. Fust we ketched 'n'
shackled him 'n' locked him up in a fish-house fer two days, feedin' him
on bread 'n' water,--mostly water at that,--an' when he'd got good 'n'
hungry we sarved him a meal cooked with drug stuff, 'nuff in it to turn
the stomach o' a Digger Injun. He was that starved he et it middlin'
quick, an' then, to make the preceedin's more interestin' to Abe, the
man that took the vittles to him told him pizen had been put in 'em 'n'
he hadn't more'n an hour to live. Then we gathered round, peekin' in the
door 'n' winders ez if cac'latin' to enjie Abe's dyin' agonies. It
wa'n't long 'fore the drug stuff began workin', an' Abe, he got more
scared than old Bill Atlas was when we sot the sea sarpint up to meet
him. He hollered for mercy, an' when his vittles started to worry him he
began prayin' an' took on woful, an' we just lookin' at him sober-like,
ez if his end was clus to. The perceedin's lasted 'bout two hours, 'n'
by that time Abe wus so weak he couldn't hold up his head. Then we
straddled him on a rail 'n' carried him to the boat, 'n' Cap'n Roby sot
him ashore."
"How would you like to serve Weston that way?" put in Winn when the
story was ended.
"I wouldn't mind," answered Jess, chuckling at the thought, "though I
cac'late we've come purty near gettin' square with him. I'd like to see
him humsoever, jist about now, 'n' tell him old Rip Van Winkle hez woke
up, 'n' if he wants any more quarries I'll 'commodate him if he'll come
to Rockhaven."
Then when Page had made up the accounts of all three whose stock he had
sold, handing each a check for their dues, all shook hands and
separated.
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