The supper was laid in a large room, with Union Jacks and mottoes hung
thickly upon the walls. The tables were arranged in three sides of a
square, my uncle occupying the centre of the principal one, with the
Prince upon his right and Lord Sele upon his left. By his wise
precaution the seats had been allotted beforehand, so that the gentlemen
might be scattered among the professionals and no risk run of two enemies
finding themselves together, or a man who had been recently beaten
falling into the company of his conqueror. For my own part, I had
Champion Harrison upon one side of me and a stout, florid-faced man upon
the other, who whispered to me that he was “Bill Warr, landlord of the
One Tun public-house, of Jermyn Street, and one of the gamest men upon
the list.”
“It’s my flesh that’s beat me, sir,” said he. “It creeps over me amazin’
fast. I should fight at thirteen-eight, and ’ere I am nearly seventeen.
It’s the business that does it, what with loflin’ about behind the bar
all day, and bein’ afraid to refuse a wet for fear of offendin’ a
customer. It’s been the ruin of many a good fightin’-man before me.”
“You should take to my job,” said Harrison. “I’m a smith by trade, and
I’ve not put on half a stone in fifteen years.”
“Some take to one thing and some to another, but the most of us try to
’ave a bar-parlour of our own. There’s Will Wood, that I beat in forty
rounds in the thick of a snowstorm down Navestock way, ’e drives a
’ackney. Young Firby, the ruffian, ’e’s a waiter now. Dick ’Umphries
sells coals—’e was always of a genelmanly disposition. George Ingleston
is a brewer’s drayman. We all find our own cribs. But there’s one thing
you are saved by livin’ in the country, and that is ’avin’ the young
Corinthians and bloods about town smackin’ you eternally in the face.”
This was the last inconvenience which I should have expected a famous
prize-fighter to be subjected to, but several bull-faced fellows at the
other side of the table nodded their concurrence.
“You’re right, Bill,” said one of them. “There’s no one has had more
trouble with them than I have. In they come of an evenin’ into my bar,
with the wine in their heads. ‘Are you Tom Owen the bruiser?’ says one
o’ them. ‘At your service, sir,’ says I. ‘Take that, then,’ says he,
and it’s a clip on the nose, or a backhanded slap across the chops as
likely as not. Then they can brag all their lives that they had hit Tom
Owen.”
“D’you draw their cork in return?” asked Harrison.
“I argey it out with them. I say to them, ‘Now, gents, fightin’ is my
profession, and I don’t fight for love any more than a doctor doctors for
love, or a butcher gives away a loin chop. Put up a small purse, master,
and I’ll do you over and proud. But don’t expect that you’re goin’ to
come here and get glutted by a middle-weight champion for nothing.”
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