Rogues and VagabondsSims, George R. (George Robert)
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Rogues and Vagabonds
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
‘There!’ he muttered; ‘that’s where she keeps her savings. I wonder
what she’s got. Perhaps the letters are there.’ He rattled the box, but
there was no responding chink.
He took the keys and tried them one after the other.
The last one fitted.
He turned it, and the secrets of Mrs. Turvey’s cash-box were at his
mercy.
He lifted the lid and examined the contents. At first a look of
astonishment overspread his features, and then the long-absent shine
came back to his face once more. It broadened and spread over his bald
head—it deepened and wrapped him in one vast smile of joy.
He drew a long breath, closed the box, put it carefully away, and then
executed a small war-dance all to himself, knocking over two chairs and
causing the toilet-table to rock in response to his elephantine
gambols.
‘Hang the letters!’ he exclaimed; ‘I don’t want’em now. Who’d a thought
it? Who’d a thought it?’
Who, indeed, Mr. Jabez?
Who could have imagined that hidden away in her cash-box Mrs. Turvey
had the savings of a lifetime, all invested in substantial securities,
with interest-bearing coupons payable to bearer, and amounting to the
good round sum of one thousand pounds?
‘Oh, she’s a deep un!’ exclaimed Jabez, mopping his shiny brow; ‘she
isn’t artful at all! Oh no; certainly not. Ah, Susan, my dear, if you’d
only have told me this, what a lot of trouble you would have saved
yourself and me. A thousand pounds! It’s yours, Jabez, my boy. It’s in
your pocket. I can feel it there.’
Jabez gave his pocket an anticipatory pat of approval. Then he put
everything tidy, blew out the candle, took the chain down from the
front-door, and seated himself by the parlour fire, the prettiest
picture of innocence and contentment imaginable.
In about an hour Susan returned. She was loud in her apologies, but
Jabez silenced her at once. In his most winning manner he assisted her
off with her shawl. He was so agreeable Mrs. Turvey looked round to see
if he’d found the whisky bottle.
‘Sit down, Susan, my love; I have something to say to you,’ he
whispered, leading Mrs. Turvey to a seat.
Then he poured out his affections. Then, with all the poetry he was
capable of without referring to his Complete Edition of the Poets at
home, he told the astonished spinster how his cold and cruel conduct
had been a cloak under which he disguised his real sentiments! How he
had deceived her in order to test the reality of her affection for him!
Mrs. Turvey was completely nonplussed. It was so unexpected. But she
was too wise a woman to play the prude now. She had angled too long for
her fish to hesitate about bringing it to the bank when it had bitten.
There and then Jabez received the assurance of complete forgiveness,
there and then all differences were cleared up, the happy day more than
hinted at, and the contract sealed with a solid and substantial kiss,
that sounded through the great house and echoed along the untrodden
corridors.
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