Rogues and VagabondsSims, George R. (George Robert)
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Rogues and Vagabonds
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mrs. Turvey, having once become Mrs. Duck, and mistress of an
establishment of her own, was quite content to let Jabez have his own
way so long as he kept out of hers. Her triumph over Georgina was dear
to her woman’s heart, and the greatest enjoyment she had in her married
life was to stand at the window and glare at the opposite house, where
Miss Duck, still a spinster, exhibited ‘Apartments to Let’ in her
window.
Georgina returned the glare with interest whenever she perceived it,
and time, instead of healing the feud, seemed to increase it. Jabez
endeavoured to effect a reconciliation, but as each attempt only
brought him the abuse of both parties, he finally gave it up, and
determined to let things take their course.
Whenever Jabez visited his sister he was prepared for a lecture on his
folly in throwing himself away, and also for sundry warnings as to the
conduct of his better-half. He didn’t know half that went on. A nice
stocking his wife was putting by. The lodgers were robbed, and he got
the credit of it. The house was untidy—everybody talked about it.
Everything that feminine malice could invent Miss Duck launched at the
head of the lady who had, as her friend, Miss Jackson, feelingly
observed, divided the children who once sat on one mother’s knee.
As a rule, the observations of his sister made no impression upon Mr.
Duck. He had served an apprenticeship, and knew from personal
experience how Georgina could magnify trifles into importance.
But one day Georgina flung a reproach at his head which did not pass
off without doing mischief. She boldly declared that during his absence
a remarkably dissipated and disreputable individual of the male sex was
in the habit of interviewing Mrs. Duck, and generally left with his
pockets bulging out; and on one occasion lately Miss Georgina noticed
and declared that the said individual had exhibited all the signs of
excessive intoxication on the front-door step, and had been seen to
leave, after a stormy interview with Mrs. Duck at the front door,
clutching some silver money in a dirty and trembling hand.
Miss Georgina’s story was so circumstantial that Jabez believed there
was something in it, and determined to cross-examine his better-half.
But, before he left, Miss Duck entreated him not to name her as his
informant, as she didn’t want her windows broken, or bad language flung
down her area to the annoyance of her lodgers.
Mr. Duck ridiculed the idea that his wife could so far forget herself,
but he promised Georgina that she should not be implicated.
He left in a very uncomfortable state, and his sister watched him
across the road, inwardly delighted at the idea that she had fired the
train, and that her rival would come in for the full benefit of the
explosion.
Jabez nursed his wrath that evening until he had had a good tea, and no
temper on his good lady’s part could interfere with his enjoyment of
that favourite meal.
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