Families -- Fiction; Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
“Now, have you any prejudices on the subject of restaurants?” Mr.
Plimmer inquired with rich voice and elaborate manner.
“None whatever.”
“You don’t pine for music and such like gaieties?”
She shook her head.
“Then, let me see.” He paused with such dramatic abruptness in the
middle of the pavement that an errand-boy who was just behind bumped
into his broad back. “Why don’t you look where you’re going, my lad?”
he asked with exaggerated dignity.
“Why don’t you look where you’re stopping?” the errand-boy retorted and
hurried on, whistling indignantly.
“Self-possession is nine points of the law,” said Mr. Plimmer. “By the
way, that’s not bad, eh, Miss O’Finn? I think I’ll note that down as
rather a good line.” He took out a small pocket-book, and entered the
remark. “A word in the hand is worth two in the head,” he observed with
a smile; and as he did not bother to enter this line under the other
Nancy supposed that he used it frequently.
“Then, let me see,” said Mr. Plimmer, returning to the original
attitude which had provoked this diversion. “I have it! Kettner’s.
You’ve no prejudice against Kettner’s?”
“None whatever. I’ve never been there,” Nancy replied.
“Never been to Kettner’s? Oh, then of course we must go to Kettner’s.
No music at Kettner’s. And if there’s one thing I hate it’s chops and
sonata sauce.”
Mr. Plimmer blinked his moist eyes as if he were dazzled by the
brilliancy of his own wit.
“And now what about a hansom?”
The drive from the corner of Theobalds Road to Kettner’s was a strain
on Nancy, because Mr. Plimmer was evidently extremely nervous in
hansoms and talked all the time of the close shaves he had had when
driving in them. If ever their driver showed the least audacity in
passing another vehicle, Mr. Plimmer would draw in his breath with
a hiss, or put his hand out over the apron as if he would seize the
too urgent horse by the tail and stop his going too fast. However,
Kettner’s was reached in safety, and Mr. Plimmer was no sooner on the
pavement than he recovered all his suave composure so that he entered
the restaurant with the air of knowing exactly where to go and what to
order, whenever he should choose to eat in London.
“They know me here,” he whispered to Nancy. “Ah, good morning, Gaston.”
The waiter who had just placed the menu before him looked slightly
astonished at being thus addressed; but he was too urbane to put his
client out of countenance by pointing out, as Nancy felt sure he could
have pointed out, that his name was not Gaston.
“Now, let me see, what is it I always have here?” said Mr. Plimmer.
“Will you take ze table-d’hôte lunch, sare?” the waiter suggested.
“Oh, you recommend that, do you? Let me see....” The waiter began to
translate rapidly the meaning of the various items, so rapidly that Mr.
Plimmer did not even have time to say “cheese” instead of “fromage.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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