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“We all sit round in a circle,” he began in a doleful voice. “Wait a
minute, what do you do next? Oh, yes,” he went on, as soon as he was
sure that Mr. Watcher had been successfully isolated from Mrs. Pottage.
“Now we all join hands.” Perhaps the emotion of finding her plump
hand firmly imprisoned in his own was too much for the ship-chandler,
for he could not remember what was the next move. “Wait a minute,” he
implored, holding Mrs. Pottage’s hand tighter than ever. “Don’t move,
and I’ll remember in a jiffy. Oh, yes, I’ve got it! I knew I would!
Somebody has to be in the middle of the circle. Mr. Watcher, perhaps
you’d stand in the middle, will you?”
“Hadn’t you better stand in the middle yourself?” the coal-merchant
replied. “You thought of this game. We aren’t guilty.”
“Don’t be so gruff, Watcher,” said Mrs. Pottage sternly. “You’ve been
sitting like a skelington at the feast ever since you arrived. Wake up
and be a man, do.”
Thus adjured Mr. Watcher unwillingly stood up in the middle of the
circle.
“What’s he do now, Hopkins?” Mrs. Pottage asked.
“I’m trying to remember. Oh, yes, of course, I know. I know. I know!
He’s blindfolded,” Mr. Hopkins exclaimed in a tone as near to being
cock-a-whoop as his low-pitched funereal voice could achieve.
“Mrs. B., you’ve got a nice big handkerchief. Tie Watcher up, there’s a
good soul,” the hostess ordered.
Mrs. Bugbird in a gurgle of suppressed laughter muffled the
coal-merchant’s disagreeable countenance with her reserve handkerchief,
from which his bald head emerged like one of those costly Easter eggs
that repose on silk in the centre of confectioners’ shops.
“Now what does he do, Hopkins?”
“Just a minute, Mrs. Pottage. I’m stuck again. No, I’m not. I remember
perfectly now. Turn him round three times.”
This was done, and there was another pause.
“Well, what next?” everybody asked impatiently.
“That’s just what I’m bothered if I can remember,” said the chandler at
last. “It’s on the tip of my tongue too ... but wait ... yes, no ...
yes, I’ve got it ... he asks ... no, that’s wrong, _he_ doesn’t ask
anything, we ask _him_.... Now what the juice is it we do ask him?...
Don’t say anything, because I’ll remember in a minute.... I’m bound to
remember.... You see, it’s such a long time since I played this game
that some of the rules....”
“Look here,” Mr. Watcher’s irate voice growled through the folds of the
handkerchief, “if you think I’m going to stand here wrapped up like a
Stilton cheese while you remember what game you played with Nore in the
Ark, you’re blooming well mistaken. And that’s that.”
“If you’d only have a morsel of patience, Mr. Watcher. I can’t remember
the whole of a big game all at once,” protested the chandler, still
clinging desperately to Mrs. Pottage’s hand. “But I will remember it.
It’s on the tip of my tongue, I tell you.”
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