Families -- Fiction; Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
“Nothing this morning, I’m afraid,” the agent would say. “But something
may be turning up next week. Two or three companies will be going out
presently. Look in again, Miss O’Finn. I’m not forgetting you. You
shall have a chance for the first suitable engagement on my books. Cold
weather, isn’t it? Wonderful how this frost holds. Good morning.”
Down one long flight of draughty stone stairs in Garrick Street. Up
another flight of tumbledown wooden stairs in Maiden Lane. Two hours’
wait in an icy room with nothing to warm one but the flaming posters
stuck on the walls.
“Ah, is that you, Miss O’Finn? I’m glad you looked in to-day. Mr.
Howard Smythe is taking out _The New Dress_. Have you seen it? Capital
little farce. There’s a part that might suit you.”
Any part would suit her, Nancy thought, for she was beginning to lose
hope of ever being engaged again.
“Look in this afternoon, Miss O’Finn, round about three. Mr. Howard
Smythe will be here then to interview a few ladies.”
Down the long flight of tumbledown wooden stairs and out past the
Adelphi stage-door into the Strand. What was the time? Half-past one.
Mrs. Kino was taking Letizia to the circus. Not worth while to go
home. She would find a tea-shop for lunch. A damp bun and a glass of
London milk. A greasy marble table, and opposite a hungry-eyed clerk
reading Gibbon’s _Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire_ while he eked
out his bun and glass of milk. The waitress, who had nine warts on
her fingers, flung down the skimpy bills with equal disdain for both
these customers. Outside, the roar of the Strand on the iron-bound air.
Inside, the rattle of plates and the harsh giggles of the waitresses.
Outside, the grey frozen sky. Inside, leathery poached eggs and
somebody arguing in a corner of the shop that he had ordered coffee.
“That is coffee,” said the waitress, tossing her head.
“Is it? Well, I must have meant tea.”
After lunch a walk along the Embankment to get warm. Gulls screaming
and quarrelling for the crusts that were being flung to them. Wretched
men and women freezing on the benches. Plane-trees hung with their
little black balls that stirred not in this immotionable and icy air.
Back to Maiden Lane, and up the tumbledown wooden stairs once more.
Another endless wait in the cold anteroom.
“Ah, good afternoon, Miss O’Finn. I’m sorry, but Mr. Howard Smythe has
filled up the vacancies in his cast. But if you look in again next
week, perhaps I shall have something that will suit you.”
“Anything will suit me,” Nancy sighed.
“Ah, but you won’t suit everything,” the agent laughed. “You’re so
tall, you know. The real tragedy queen, eh? And managers do not want
tragedy queens these days.”
“Och, damn it, don’t try to be funny,” Nancy burst out. “You know I’m
not a tragedy queen.”
“Sorry, I was only making a little joke.”
“Well, after a month of agents in this weather one loses one’s sense of
humour,” Nancy replied.
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