Mrs. White did not neglect the suggestion, but at once repaired to that
part of the room where Lady Janet was sitting, surrounded by a select
circle, eagerly discussing the very question she had asked to be
informed upon.
“I had it from Verthinia,” said Mrs. Malone, with her peculiar, thick
enunciation, “Lady Kilgoff's maid. She said that not a day passes
without some such scene between the mother and daughters. Mrs. Kennyfeck
had, it seems, forbithen Cashel to call there in her abthence.”
“I must most respectfully interrupt you, madam,” said a large old lady,
with blond false hair, and a great deal of rouge, “but the affair was
quite different. Miss Olivia, that is the second girl, was detected by
her aunt, Miss O'Hara, packing up for an elopement.”
“Fudge!” said Lady Janet; “she'd have helped her, if that were the case!
I believe the true version of the matter is yet to come out. My woman,
Stubbs, saw the apothecary coming downstairs, after bleeding Livy, and
called him into her room; not, indeed, to speak of this matter”--here
Lady Janet caused her voice to be heard by Sir Andrew, who sat, in moody
sulk, right opposite--“it was to ask, if there should not be two pods of
capsicum in every pint of dandelion tea.”
“There may be twa horns o' the de'il in it,” ejaculated Sir Andrew, “but
I 'll na pit it to my mouth agen. I hae a throat like the fiery furnace
that roasted the three chaps in the Bible.”
“It suits your tongue all the better,” muttered Lady Janet, and turned
round to the others. “Stubbs, as I was saying, called the man in, and
after some conversation about the dandelion, asked, in a cursory way,
you know, 'How the lady was, upstairs?' He shook his head, and said
nothing.
“'It will not be tedious, I hope?' said Stubbs.
“'These are most uncertain cases,' said he; 'sometimes they last a day,
sometimes eight or nine.'
“'I think you 're very mysterious, doctor,' said Stubbs.
“He muttered something about honor, and, seizing his hat went off, as
Stubbs says, 'as if he was shot!'”
“Honor!” cried one of the hearers.
“Honor!” ejaculated another, with an expression of pure horror.
“Did n't he say, madam,” said the blond old lady, “that it wasn't his
branch of the profession?”
“Oh! oh!” broke in the company together, while the younger ladies held
up their fans and giggled behind them.
“I 'm thorry for the poor mother!” sighed Mrs. Malone, who had seven
daughters, each uglier than the other.
“I pity the elder girl,” said Lady Janet; “she had a far better tone
about her than the rest.”
“And that dear, kind old creature, the aunt. It is said that but for her
care this would have happened long ago,” said Mrs. Malone.
“She was, to my thinking, the best of them,” echoed the blond lady; “so
discreet, so quiet, and so unobtrusive.”
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