[O. Henry wrote this for _Ainslee's Magazine_, where it appeared in March, 1903.] PERSONS OF THE DRAMA Mr. PENNE . . . . . . An Author Miss LORE . . . . . . An Amanuensis SCENE--Workroom of Mr. Penne's popular novel factory. MR. PENNE--Good morning, Miss Lore. Glad to see you so prompt. We should finish that June installment for the _Epoch_ to-day. Leverett is crowding me for it. Are you quite ready? We will resume where we left off yesterday. (Dictates.) "Kate, with a sigh, rose from his knees, and--" MISS LORE--Excuse me; you mean "rose from her knees," instead of "his," don't you? MR. PENNE--Er--no--"his," if you please. It is the love scene in the garden. (Dictates.) "Rose from his knees where, blushing with youth's bewitching coyness, she had rested for a moment after Cortland had declared his love. The hour was one of supreme and tender joy. When Kate--scene that Cortland never--" MISS LORE--Excuse me; but wouldn't it be more grammatical to say "when Kate SAW," instead of "seen"? MR. PENNE--The context will explain. (Dictates.) "When Kate--scene that Cortland never forgot--came tripping across the lawn it seemed to him the fairest sight that earth had ever offered to his gaze." Miss LORE--Oh! MR. PENNE (dictates)--"Kate had abandoned herself to the joy of her new-found love so completely, that no shadow of her former grief was cast upon it. Cortland, with his arm firmly entwined about her waist, knew nothing of her sighs--" MISS LORE--Goodness! If he couldn't tell her size with his arm around-- MR. PENNE (frowning)--"Of her sighs and tears of the previous night." MISS LORE--Oh! MR. PENNE (dictates)--"To Cortland the chief charm of this girl was her look of innocence and unworldiness. Never had nun--" MISS LORE--How about changing that to "never had any?" MR. PENNE (emphatically)--"Never had nun in cloistered cell a face more sweet and pure." MISS LORE--Oh! MR. PENNE (dictates)--"But now Kate must hasten back to the house lest her absence be discovered. After a fond farewell she turned and sped lightly away. Cortland's gaze followed her. He watched her rise--" MISS LORE--Excuse me, Mr. Penne; but how could he watch her eyes while her back was turned toward him? MR. PENNE (with extreme politeness)--Possibly you would gather my meaning more intelligently if you would wait for the conclusion of the sentence. (Dictates.) "Watched her rise as gracefully as a fawn as she mounted the eastern terrace." MISS LORE--Oh! Mr. PENNE (dictates)--"And yet Cortland's position was so far above that of this rustic maiden that he dreaded to consider the social upheaval that would ensue should he marry her. In no uncertain tones the traditional voices of his caste and world cried out loudly to him to let her go. What should follow--" MISS LORE (looking up with a start)--I'm sure I can't say, Mr. Penne. Unless (with a giggle) you would want to add "Gallegher."