Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
Time rolled on, and in the course of a month Painter Bar was mentioned
as an old camp. It had its mining rules, its saloon, blacksmith-shop,
and faro-bank, like the proudest camp on the Run, and one could find
there colonels, judges, doctors, and squires by the dozen, besides one
deacon and a dominie or two.
Still, the old inhabitants kept an open eye for newcomers, and displayed
an open-hearted friendliness from whose example certain Eastern cities
might profit.
But on one particular afternoon, the estimable reception committee were
put to their wit's end. They were enjoying their _otium cum dignitale_
on a rude bench in front of the saloon, when some one called attention
to an unfamiliar form which leaned against a stunted tree a few rods
off.
It was of a short, loose-jointed young man, who seemed so thin and lean,
that Black Tom ventured the opinion that "that feller had better hold
tight to the groun', ter keep from fallen' upards." His eyes were
colorless, his nose was enormous, his mouth hung wide open and then shut
with a twitch, as if its owner were eating flies, his chin seemed to
have been entirely forgotten, and his thin hair was in color somewhere
between sand and mud.
As he leaned against the tree he afforded a fine opportunity for the
study of acute and obtuse angles. His neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists,
back, knees and feet all described angles, and even the toes of his
shocking boots deflected from the horizontal in a most decided manner.
"Somebody ort to go say somethin' to him," said the colonel, who was
recognized as leader by the miners.
"Fact, colonel," replied one of the men; "but what's a feller to say to
sich a meanderin' bone-yard ez that? Might ask him, fur perliteness
sake, to take fust pick uv lots in a new buryin' ground; but then
Perkins died last week, yur know."
"Say _somethin'_, somebody," commanded the colonel, and as he spoke his
eyes alighted on Slim Sam, who obediently stepped out to greet the
newcomer.
"Mister," said Sam, producing a plug of tobacco, "hev a chaw?"
"I don't use tobacco," languidly replied the man, and his answer was so
unexpected that Sam precipitately retired.
Then Black Tom advanced, and pleasantly asked:
"What's yer fav'rit game, stranger?"
"Blind man's buff," replied the stranger.
"What's that?" inquired Tom, blushing with shame at being compelled to
display ignorance about games; "anything like going it blind at poker?"
"Poker?--I don't know what that is," replied the youth.
"He's from the country," said the colonel, compassionately, "an' hesn't
hed the right schoolin'. P'r'aps," continued the colonel, "he'd enjoy
the cockfight at the saloon to-night--these country boys are pretty well
up on roosters. Ask him, Tom."
Tom put the question, and the party, in deep disgust, heard the man
reply:
"No, thank you; I think it's cruel to make the poor birds hurt each
other."
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