Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
As for Grump himself, he improved so much that suspicion was half
disarmed when one looked at him; nevertheless the colonel deemed it
prudent to watch the Pet's landlord on the night preceding the express
day.
The colonel timed himself by counting the games of old sledge that were
played. At the end of the sixth game after dark he made his way to
Grump's hut and quietly located himself at the same crack as before.
The Pet and his friend were both lying down, but by the light of the
fire the colonel could see the eyes of the former were closed, while
those of the latter were wide open. The moments flew by, and still the
two men remained in the same positions, the Pet apparently fast asleep,
and Grump wide awake.
The interior of a miner's hut, though displaying great originality of
design, and ingenious artistic effects, becomes after a time rather a
tiresome object of contemplation. The colonel found it so, and he
relieved his strained eyes by an occasional amateur astronomical
observation. On turning his head, with a yawn, from one of these, he saw
inside the hut a state of affairs which caused him to feel hurriedly for
his pistol.
Grump had risen upon one elbow, and was stealthily feeling with his
other hand under the Pet's head.
"Ha!" thought the colonel; "right at last."
Slowly Grump's hand emerged from beneath the Pet's head, and with it
came a leather bag containing gold dust.
The colonel drew a perfect bead on Grump's temple.
"I'll jest wait till you're stowin' that away, my golden-haired beauty,"
said the colonel, within himself, "an' then we'll see what cold lead's
got to say about it."
Grump untied the bag, set it upon his own pillow, drew forth his own
pouch, and untied it; the colonel's aim remained true to its unconscious
mark.
"Ef that's the game," continued the colonel, to himself, "I reckon the
proper time to play my trump is just when you're a-pourin' from his bag
into your'n. It'll be ez good's a theatre, to bring the boys up to see
how 'twas done. Lord! I wish he'd hurry up!"
Grump placed a hand upon each bag, and the colonel felt for his trigger.
Grump's left hand opened wide the mouth of Pet's bag, and his right hand
raised his own; in a moment he had poured out all his own gold into
Pet's bag, tied it, and replaced it under Pet's head.
The colonel retired quietly for a hundred yards, or more, then he
started for the saloon like a man inspired by a three-days' thirst. As
he entered the saloon the crowd arose.
"Any feller ken say I lie," meekly spoke the colonel, "an' I won't
shoot, _I_ wouldn't believe it ef I hedn't seen it with my own eyes.
Grump's poured all his gold into the Pet's pouch!"
The whole party, in chorus, condemned their optical organs to
supernatural warmth; some, more energetic than the rest, signified that
the operation should extend to their lungs and lives. But the doubter of
the party again spoke:
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