Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
The whole name had been originally bestowed upon Jude, in recognition of
his success in swindling a mining partner; but, with an acuteness of
perception worthy of emulation, the miners determined that the length of
the appellation detracted from its force, so they shortened it to Jude.
As a few of the more enterprising citizens of Gopher Hill were one
morning discussing the desirableness of getting rid of Jude, and
wondering how best to effect such a result, they received important
foreign aid.
A man rode up to the saloon, dismounted, and tacked on the wall a poster
offering one thousand dollars reward for the apprehension of a certain
person who had committed an atrocious murder a month before at Duck Run.
The names and _aliases_ of the guilty person were unfamiliar to those
who gathered about the poster, but the description of the murderer's
appearance was so suggestive, that Squire Bogern, one of the bystanders,
found Jude, and requested him to read the poster.
"Well, 'twasn't _me_ done it," sulkily growled the namesake of the
apostolic treasurer.
"Ther' hain't nobody in Gopher that 'ud take a feller up fur a reward,"
replied the squire, studiously oblivious of Jude's denial; "but it's a
nice mornin' fur a walk. Ye can't miss the trail an' git lost, ye know.
An', seein' yer hevn't staked any claim, an' so hain't got any to
dispose of, mebbe yer could git, inside of five minutes."
Jude was accustomed to "notices to quit," and was able to extract their
import from any verbiage whatever, so he drank by and to himself, and
immediately sauntered out of town, with an air of bravado in his
carriage, and a very lonesome look in his face.
Down the trail he tramped, past claims whose occupants knew him well
enough, but who, just as he passed, found some excuse for looking the
other way.
He passed through one camp after another, and discovered (for he stopped
at each saloon) that the man on horseback had preceded him, and that
there seemed a wonderful unanimity of opinion as to the identity of the
man who was wanted.
Finally, after passing through several of the small camps, which were
dotted along the trail, a mile or two apart, Jude flung himself on the
ground under a clump of azaleas, with the air of a man whose temper had
been somewhat ruffled.
"I wonder," he remarked, after a discursive, fitful, but very spicy
preface of ten minutes' duration, "why they couldn't find somethin' I
_hed_ done, instead of tuckin' some other feller's job on me? I _hev_
had difficulties, but this here one's just one more than _I_ knows on.
Like 'nuff some galoot'll be mean 'nuff to try to git that thousand. I'd
try it myself, ef I wuz only somebody else. Wonder why I can't be
decent, like other fellers. 'Twon't pay to waste time thinkin' 'bout
that, though, fur I'll hev to make a livin' somehow."
Jude indulged in a long sigh, perhaps a penitential one, and drew from
his pocket a well-filled flask, which he had purchased at the last
saloon he had passed.
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