Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
"Pierre," she exclaimed, "you look like the picture of the sturdy
retainers of the old English barons. O, I do hope that water won't go
away very soon. The rattling of the water in your boots makes your step
_so_ impressive."
I found that in spite of the hunger from which she had suffered,
Sophronia had not been idle during the day. She had coaxed the baker's
man to open the cases of pictures, and she and the domestic had carried
each picture to the room in which it was to hang. The highest ceiling in
the house was six and a half feet from the floor, whereas our smallest
picture measured three feet and a half in height. But Sophronia's
art-loving soul was not to be daunted; the pictures being too large to
hang, she had leaned them against the walls.
"It's such an original idea," said she; "and then, too, it gives each
picture such an unusual effect--don't you think so?"
I certainly did.
We spent the evening in trying to make our rooms look less like
furniture warehouses, but succeeded only partly. We agreed, too, that we
could find something for painters and kalsominers to do, for the
ceilings and walls were blotched and streaked so much that our pretty
furniture and carpets only made the plastering look more dingy. But when
again we retired, and our lights were put, and only soft moonbeams
relieved the darkness, our satisfaction with our new house filled us
with pleasant dreams, which we exchanged before sleeping. After falling
asleep, I dreamed of hearing a wonderful symphony performed by an unseen
orchestra; it seemed as if Liszt might have composed it, and as if the
score was particularly strong in trombones and drums. Then the scene
changed, and I was on a ship in a storm at sea; the gale was blowing my
hair about, and huge rain-drops occasionally struck my face. Sophronia
was by my side; but, instead of glorying with me in meeting the
storm-king in his home, she complained bitterly of the rain. The
unaccountable absence of her constitutional romanticism provoked me, and
I remonstrated so earnestly, that the effort roused me to wakefulness.
But Sophronia's complaining continued. I had scarcely realized that I
was in a cottage chamber instead of on a ship's deck, when Sophronia
exclaimed:
"Pierre, I wonder if a shower-bath hasn't been arranged just where our
bed stands? because drops of water are falling in my face once in a
while. They are lovely and cool, but they trickle off on the pillow, and
that don't feel nice."
I lit a candle, and examined the ceiling; directly over Sophronia's head
there was a heavy blotch, from the centre of which the water was
dropping.
"Another result of taking that liquid blue-eyed agent's word," I
growled, hastily moving the bed and its occupant, and setting the basin
on the floor to catch the water and save the carpet.
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