Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
"Now, we must write 'Happy Birthday' on the backs of 'em," said Budge,
exploring his pockets, and extracting a stump of a lead-pencil. "Now,"
continued Budge, leaning over the card, and displaying all the facial
contortions of the unpracticed writer, as he laboriously printed, in
large letters, speaking, as he worked, a letter at a time:
"H--A--P--P--E B--U--R--F--D--A--Happy Birthday. Now, you must hold the
pencil for yours, or else it won't be so sweet--that's what mamma says."
Toddie took the pencil in his pudgy hand, and Budge guided the hand; and
two juvenile heads touched each other, and swayed, and twisted, and
bobbed in unison until the work was completed.
"Now, I think she ought to come," said Budge. (Breakfast time was still
more than an hour distant.) "Why, the rising-bell hasn't rung yet! Let's
ring it!"
The boys fought for possession of the bell; but superior might
conquered, and Budge marched up and down the hall, ringing with the
enthusiasm and duration peculiar to the amateur.
"Bless me!" exclaimed Mrs. Burton, hastening to complete her toilet.
"How time does fly--sometimes!"
Mr. Burton saw something in his wife's face that seemed to call for
lover-like treatment; but it was not without a sense of injury that he
exclaimed, immediately after, as he drew forth his watch:
"I declare! I would make an affidavit that we hadn't been awake half an
hour. Ah! I forgot to wind up my watch last night."
The boys hurried into the parlor.
"I hear 'em trampin' around!" exclaimed Budge, in great excitement.
"There!--the piano's shut! Isn't that _too_ mean! Oh, _I'll_ tell
you--here's Uncle Harry's violin."
"Then whatsh _I_ goin' to play on?" asked Toddie, dancing frantically
about.
"Wait a minute," said Budge, dropping the violin, and hurrying to the
floor above, from which he speedily returned with a comb. A bound volume
of the _Portfolio_ lay upon the table, and opening this, Badge tore the
tissue paper from one of the etchings and wrapped the comb in it.
"There!" said he, "you fiddle an' I'll blow the comb. Goodness! why
_don't_ they come down? Oh, we forgot to put pennies under the plate,
and we don't know how many years old to put 'em for."
"An' we ain't got no pennies," said Toddie.
"_I_ know," said Budge, hurrying to a cabinet in a drawer of which his
uncle kept the nucleus of a collection of American coinage. "This kind
of pennies," Budge continued, "isn't so pretty as our kind, but they're
bigger, an' they'll look better on a table-cloth. Now, how old do you
think she is?"
"I dunno," said Toddie, going into a reverie of hopeless conjecture.
"She's about as big as you and me put togevver."
"Well," said Budge, "you're four an' I'm six, an' four an' six is ten--I
guess ten'll be about the thing."
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