Romances of the old town of EdinburghLeighton, Alexander
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Romances of the old town of Edinburgh
Leighton, Alexander
Edinburgh (Scotland) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Scottish authors
“And did he no gie me a psalm-book too!” quoth the woman. “I have it at
hame, and you are welcome to see my name on’t written by the elder’s
ain hand. But did this second Helen Grey cut the good elder’s corns for
ten lang years, I wonder? Tell me that, gentlemen, and I’ll tell you
something mair that will make your ears ring as they never did at a
psalm.”
“Still this irreverend nonsense about corns: woman, are you mad?”
said Tron. “Give us the names of respectable people who knew of this
asserted friendship between you and the deceased elder.”
“The deil ane kent o’t, sir, but ourselves!” was the sharp answer of
the woman. “And if it comes to that, I can prove naething; but I tell
you there’s mair in the corns than ye wot.”
“Oh! she wants to prove the _footing_ she was on with Mr Gebbie,”
punned Mr Crawford with a laugh, and the grave brethren could not
help joining in what Tron called a fine example of the figure called
_paronomasia_.
“That’s just it,” said the woman. “I will prove that I knew the length
o’ his big tae, and may be mair.”
“And what more?” asked Father Tron.
“That Mr Gebbie had six toes on his left foot!” answered she.
“And what of that?” inquired the agent, as he pricked up his ears at
what might turn out a more special means of knowledge than they were
dreaming of.
“A great deal,” continued the woman. “Sae muckle that I need nae mair,
for be it kenned to ye that Mr Gebbie was aye ashamed o’ what he
thought a deformity, and concealed it from a’ living mortals except
me. If ye’ll prove that there’s anither person in a’ Edinburgh, in
Scotland, or in the hail world, wha kens that Elder Andrew had six toes
on his left foot, I’ll give up a’ right to the three hundred pounds!”
“So there is something in the corns after all,” whispered Mr Crawford
to Trinity, and the others hearing the remark began to think, and
think, and look at each other, as if they felt that the woman had
fairly shut them up to a test of her truthfulness easily applied. So
telling her to call back next day at the same hour, they requested
her to leave them. And after she was gone, the four gentlemen began
gradually to relax from their gravity as they saw the ingenuity of the
woman, for it was quite apparent that if it should turn out that no
one--servant, relative, or doctor--could tell this wonderful fact about
the six toes of their own knowledge, however derived, and that this
Helen Grey was the sole confidential custodier thereof--the conclusion
was all but certain that she knew it by being intrusted with the
cutting of the holy man’s corns, as she had asserted. And a confidence
of this kind, (setting aside the irregular marriage,) implied a
friendship so close as to justify the legacy. What in the meantime
remained to be done was for the agent to see any persons connected with
the elder’s household who were likely to know the fact, and being an
honourable man he behoved to do this without what is called a leading
question.
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