She was in my thoughts as I rode into Annandale to post some letters,
and I was about to remount at the postoffice door when I saw a crowd
gathered in front of the village inn and walked along the street to
learn the cause of it. And there, calmly seated on a soap-box, was
Gillespie, clad in amazing checks, engaged in the delectable occupation
of teaching a stray village mongrel to jump a stick. The loungers
seemed highly entertained, and testified their appreciation in loud
guffaws. I watched the performance for several minutes, Gillespie
meanwhile laboring patiently with the dull dog, until finally it leaped
the stick amid the applause of the crowd. Gillespie patted the dog and
rose, bowing with exaggerated gravity.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I thank you for your kind attention. Let my
slight success with that poor cur teach you the lesson that we may turn
the idlest moment to some noble use. The education of the lower
animals is something to which too little attention is paid by those
who, through the processes of evolution, have risen to a higher
species. I am grateful, gentlemen, for your forbearance, and trust we
may meet again under circumstances more creditable to us all--including
the dog."
The crowd turned away mystified, while Gillespie, feeling in his pocket
for his pipe, caught my eye and winked.
"Ah, Donovan," he said coolly, "and so you were among the admiring
spectators. I hope you have formed a high opinion of my skill as a dog
trainer. Once, I would have you know, I taught a Plymouth Rock rooster
to turn a summersault. Are you quite alone?"
"You seem to be as big a fool as ever!" I grumbled in disgust, vexed at
finding him in the neighborhood.
"Gallantly spoken, my dear fellow! You are an honor to the Irish race
and mankind. Our meeting, however, is not inopportune, as they say in
books; and I would have speech with you, gentle knight. The inn,
though humble, is still not without decent comforts. Will you honor
me?"
He turned abruptly and led the way through the office and up the
stairway, babbling nonsense less for my entertainment, I imagined, than
for the befuddlement of the landlord, who leaned heavily upon his scant
desk and watched our ascent.
He opened a door, and lighted several oil lamps, which disclosed three
connecting rooms.
"You see, I got tired of living in the woods, and the farmer I boarded
with did not understand my complex character. The absurd fellow
thought me insane--can you imagine it?"
"It's a pity he didn't turn you over to the sheriff," I growled.
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