Roumanian Stories, Translated from the Original Roumanian
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Roumanian Stories, Translated from the Original Roumanian
Romania -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Romanian -- Translations into English
They say old Nichifor was greatly troubled in his mind when he heard
this, and that he swore an oath that as long as he lived he would
never again have dealings with the clergy, for, unfortunately, old
Nichifor was pious and was much afraid of falling under the ban of
the priests. He quickly went to the little monastery at Vovidenia
to Chiviac, the anchorite of St. Agura, who dyed his hair and beard
with black cherries, and on dry Friday he very devoutly baked an egg
at a candle that he might be absolved from his sins. And after this
he decided that from henceforth he would have more to do with the
commercial side.
"The merchant," said old Nichifor, "lives by his business and for
himself."
When he was asked why, old Nichifor answered jokingly:
"Because he has not got God for his master."
Old Nichifor was a wag among wags, there was no doubt of it, but
owing to all he had to put up with he became a bit disagreeable.
I don't know what was the matter with her, but for some time past, his
old wife had begun to grumble; now this hurt her; now that hurt her;
now she had the ear-ache; now some one had cast a spell over her;
now she was in tears. She went from one old witch to the other to
get spells and ointments. As for old Nichifor, this did not suit him
and he was not at all at his ease; if he stayed two or three days at
home there was such bickering and quarrelling and ill will that his
poor old wife rejoiced to see him leave the house.
It's plain old Nichifor was made for the road, and that when he was
off it he was a different man; let him be able to crack his whip and
he was ready to chaff all the travellers he met and tell anecdotes
about all the chief places he passed through.
Early one day--it was the Wednesday before Whit-Sunday--old Nichifor
had taken a wheel off the carriage, and was greasing it when suddenly
Master Shtrul of Neamtzu town came up behind him; he was a grocer;
a dealer in ointments; he took in washing; he traded in cosmetics,
hair-dyes, toilet accessories, blue stone, rouge or some good pomade
for the face, palm branches, smelling salts and other poisons.
At that time there was no apothecary in Neamtzu town and Master Shtrul
to please the monks and nuns brought them all they wanted. Of course
he did other business too. To conclude, I hardly know how to tell
you, he was more important than the confessor, for without him the
monasteries could not have existed.
"Good morning, Mosh Nichifor!"
"Good luck to you, Master Shtrul. What business brings you to us?"
"My daughter-in-law wants to go to Peatra. How much will you charge
to take her there?"
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