Round the Red Lamp: Being Facts and Fancies of Medical LifeDoyle, Arthur Conan
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Round the Red Lamp: Being Facts and Fancies of Medical Life
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Medical fiction; Physicians -- Fiction
"Well, we did it at night. Walker, of course, felt that it was
something of an experiment, and did not wish too much talk about it
unless it proved successful. There were half-a-dozen of us there,
M'Namara and I among the rest. The room was a small one, and in the
centre was in the narrow table, with a macintosh over the pillow, and a
blanket which extended almost to the floor on either side. Two
candles, on a side-table near the pillow, supplied all the light. In
came the patient, with one side of his face as smooth as a baby's, and
the other all in a quiver with fright. He lay down, and the chloroform
towel was placed over his face, while Walker threaded his needles in
the candle light. The chloroformist stood at the head of the table,
and M'Namara was stationed at the side to control the patient. The
rest of us stood by to assist.
"Well, the man was about half over when he fell into one of those
convulsive flurries which come with the semi-unconscious stage. He
kicked and plunged and struck out with both hands. Over with a crash
went the little table which held the candles, and in an instant we were
left in total darkness. You can think what a rush and a scurry there
was, one to pick up the table, one to find the matches, and some to
restrain the patient who was still dashing himself about. He was held
down by two dressers, the chloroform was pushed, and by the time the
candles were relit, his incoherent, half-smothered shoutings had
changed to a stertorous snore. His head was turned on the pillow and
the towel was still kept over his face while the operation was carried
through. Then the towel was withdrawn, and you can conceive our
amazement when we looked upon the face of M'Namara.
"How did it happen? Why, simply enough. As the candles went over, the
chloroformist had stopped for an instant and had tried to catch them.
The patient, just as the light went out, had rolled off and under the
table. Poor M'Namara, clinging frantically to him, had been dragged
across it, and the chloroformist, feeling him there, had naturally
claped the towel across his mouth and nose. The others had secured
him, and the more he roared and kicked the more they drenched him with
chloroform. Walker was very nice about it, and made the most handsome
apologies. He offered to do a plastic on the spot, and make as good an
ear as he could, but M'Namara had had enough of it. As to the patient,
we found him sleeping placidly under the table, with the ends of the
blanket screening him on both sides. Walker sent M'Namara round his
ear next day in a jar of methylated spirit, but Mac's wife was very
angry about it, and it led to a good deal of ill-feeling.
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