English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
We have all heard of a place paved with good intentions--a place which I
take to be a very dismal, useless, and unsatisfactory terminus for many
pleasant thoughts, kindly fancies, gentle wishes, merry little quips and
pranks, harmless jokes which die as it were the moment of their birth.
Poor little children of the brain! He was a dreary theologian who
huddled you under such a melancholy cenotaph, and laid you in the vaults
under the flagstones of Hades! I trust that some of the best actions we
have all of us committed in our lives have been committed in fancy. It
is not all wickedness we are thinking, que diable! Some of our thoughts
are bad enough I grant you. Many a one you and I have had here below.
Ah mercy, what a monster! what crooked horns! what leering eyes! what a
flaming mouth! what cloven feet, and what a hideous writhing tail! Oh,
let us fall down on our knees, repeat our most potent exorcisms, and
overcome the brute. Spread your black pinions, fly--fly to the dusky
realms of Eblis, and bury thyself under the paving-stones of his hall,
dark genie! But ALL thoughts are not so. No--no. There are the pure:
there are the kind: there are the gentle. There are sweet unspoken
thanks before a fair scene of nature: at a sun-setting below a glorious
sea: or a moon and a host of stars shining over it: at a bunch of
children playing in the street, or a group of flowers by the hedge-side,
or a bird singing there. At a hundred moments or occurrences of the
day good thoughts pass through the mind, let us trust, which never
are spoken; prayers are made which never are said; and Te Deum is sung
without church, clerk, choristers, parson, or organ. Why, there's my
enemy: who got the place I wanted; who maligned me to the woman I wanted
to be well with; who supplanted me in the good graces of my patron.
I don't say anything about the matter: but, my poor old enemy, in my
secret mind I have movements of as tender charity towards you, you
old scoundrel, as ever I had when we were boys together at school. You
ruffian! do you fancy I forget that we were fond of each other? We are
still. We share our toffy; go halves at the tuck-shop; do each other's
exercises; prompt each other with the word in construing or repetition;
and tell the most frightful fibs to prevent each other from being found
out. We meet each other in public. Ware a fight! Get them into different
parts of the room! Our friends hustle round us. Capulet and Montague are
not more at odds than the houses of Roundabout and Wrightabout, let us
say. It is, “My dear Mrs. Buffer, do kindly put yourself in the chair
between those two men!” Or, “My dear Wrightabout, will you take that
charming Lady Blancmange down to supper? She adores your poems, and gave
five shillings for your autograph at the fancy fair.” In like manner
the peacemakers gather round Roundabout on his part; he is carried to a
distant corner, and coaxed out of the way of the enemy with whom he is
at feud.
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