English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
Yes; in our '62 diaries, I fear we may all of us make some of the
'61 entries. There is my friend Freehand, for instance. (Aha! Master
Freehand, how you will laugh to find yourself here!) F. is in the habit
of spending a little, ever so little, more than his income. He shows you
how Mrs. Freehand works, and works (and indeed Jack Freehand, if you say
she is an angel, you don't say too much of her); how they toil, and how
they mend, and patch, and pinch; and how they CAN'T live on their means.
And I very much fear--nay, I will bet him half a bottle of Gladstone
14s. per dozen claret--that the account which is a little on the wrong
side this year, will be a little on the wrong side in the next ensuing
year of grace.
A diary. Dies. Hodie. How queer to read are some of the entries in the
journal! Here are the records of dinners eaten, and gone the way of
flesh. The lights burn blue somehow, and we sit before the ghosts of
victuals. Hark at the dead jokes resurging! Memory greets them with the
ghost of a smile. Here are the lists of the individuals who have dined
at your own humble table. The agonies endured before and during those
entertainments are renewed, and smart again. What a failure that special
grand dinner was! How those dreadful occasional waiters did break the
old china! What a dismal hash poor Mary, the cook, made of the French
dish which she WOULD try out of Francatelli! How angry Mrs. Pope was at
not going down to dinner before Mrs. Bishop! How Trimalchio sneered
at your absurd attempt to give a feast; and Harpagon cried out at your
extravagance and ostentation! How Lady Almack bullied the other ladies
in the drawing-room (when no gentlemen were present): never asked you
back to dinner again: left her card by her footman: and took not the
slightest notice of your wife and daughters at Lady Hustleby's assembly!
On the other hand, how easy, cozy, merry, comfortable, those little
dinners were; got up at one or two days' notice; when everybody was
contented; the soup as clear as amber; the wine as good as Trimalchio's
own; and the people kept their carriages waiting, and would not go away
until midnight!
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