English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
“What, AGAIN?” shrieked a bald-headed, red-whiskered gentleman, whom I
knew to be Mr. Manasseh. “Mr. Salathiel, this is too bad! Leave me with
this gentleman, S.” And the clerk disappeared.
“Sir,” he said, “I know how you came by this; the Count de Pinto gave it
you. It is too bad! I honor my parents; I honor THEIR parents; I honor
their bills! But this one of grandma's is too bad--it is, upon my word
now! She've been dead these five-and-thirty years. And this last four
months she has left her burial-place and took to drawing on our 'ouse!
It's too bad, grandma; it is too bad!” and he appealed to me, and tears
actually trickled down his nose.
“Is it the Countess Sidonia's cheque or not?” I asked, haughtily.
“But, I tell you, she's dead! It's a shame!--it's a shame!--it is,
grandmamma!” and he cried, and wiped his great nose in his yellow
pocket-handkerchief. “Look year--will you take pounds instead of
guineas? She's dead, I tell you! It's no go! Take the pounds--one
tausend pound!--ten nice, neat, crisp hundred-pound notes, and go away
vid you, do!”
“I will have my bond, sir, or nothing,” I said; and I put on an attitude
of resolution which I confess surprised even myself.
“Wery vell,” he shrieked, with many oaths, “then you shall have
noting--ha, ha, ha!--noting but a policeman! Mr. Abednego, call a
policeman! Take that, you humbug and impostor!” and here, with an
abundance of frightful language which I dare not repeat, the wealthy
banker abused and defied me.
Au bout du compte, what was I to do, if a banker did not choose to
honor a cheque drawn by his dead grandmother? I began to wish I had my
snuff-box back. I began to think I was a fool for changing that little
old-fashioned gold for this slip of strange paper.
Meanwhile the banker had passed from his fit of anger to a paroxysm of
despair. He seemed to be addressing some person invisible, but in the
room: “Look here, ma'am, you've really been coming it too strong. A
hundred thousand in six months, and now a thousand more! The 'ouse can't
stand it; it WON'T stand it, I say! What? Oh! mercy, mercy!”
As he uttered these words, A Hand fluttered over the table in the air!
It was a female hand: that which I had seen the night before. That
female hand took a pen from the green baize table, dipped it in a
silver inkstand, and wrote on a quarter of a sheet of foolscap on the
blotting-book, “How about the diamond robbery? If you do not pay, I will
tell him where they are.”
What diamonds? what robbery? what was this mystery? That will never
be ascertained, for the wretched man's demeanor instantly changed.
“Certainly, sir;--oh, certainly,” he said, forcing a grin. “How will you
have the money, sir? All right, Mr. Abednego. This way out.”
“I hope I shall often see you again,” I said; on which I own poor
Manasseh gave a dreadful grin, and shot back into his parlor.
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