English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
In the early morning I hear a sort of call or jodel under my window: and
know 'tis the matutinal milkman leaving his can at my gate. O household
gods! have I lived all these years and don't know the price or the
quantity of the milk which is delivered in that can? Why don't I know?
As I live, if I live till to-morrow morning, as soon as I hear the call
of Lactantius, I will dash out upon him. How many cows? How much milk,
on an average, all the year round? What rent? What cost of food and
dairy servants? What loss of animals, and average cost of purchase? If
I interested myself properly about my pint (or hogshead, whatever it be)
of milk, all this knowledge would ensue; all this additional interest
in life. What is this talk of my friend, Mr. Lewes, about objects at
the seaside, and so forth?* Objects at the seaside? Objects at the
area-bell: objects before my nose: objects which the butcher brings me
in his tray: which the cook dresses and puts down before me, and over
which I say grace! My daily life is surrounded with objects which ought
to interest me. The pudding I eat (or refuse, that is neither here nor
there; and, between ourselves, what I have said about batter-pudding may
be taken cum grano--we are not come to that yet, except for the sake
of argument or illustration)--the pudding, I say, on my plate, the eggs
that made it, the fire that cooked it, the tablecloth on which it is
laid, and so forth--are each and all of these objects a knowledge of
which I may acquire--a knowledge of the cost and production of which I
might advantageously learn? To the man who DOES know these things, I say
the interest of life is prodigiously increased. The milkman becomes, a
study to him; the baker a being he curiously and tenderly examines. Go,
Lewes, and clap a hideous sea-anemone into a glass: I will put a cabman
under mine, and make a vivisection of a butcher. O Lares, Penates, and
gentle household gods, teach me to sympathize with all that comes within
my doors! Give me an interest in the butcher's book. Let me look forward
to the ensuing number of the grocer's account with eagerness. It seems
ungrateful to my kitchen-chimney not to know the cost of sweeping it;
and I trust that many a man who reads this, and muses on it, will feel,
like the writer, ashamed of himself, and hang down his head humbly.
* “Seaside Studies.” By G. H. Lewes.
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