_Miseries of Travelling._--Being mounted on a beast who, as soon as you have watered him on the road, proceeds very coolly to repose himself in the middle of the pond, without taking you at all into his counsel or paying the slightest attention to your remonstrances. (1807.) _Miseries of Social Life._--Sitting for hours before a smoky chimney, like a Hottentot in a kraal; then, just as your sufferings seem at last to be at an end, puff, puff, whiff, whiff, again, far more furious than ever. Add to this a scolding wife. (_January 1, 1807._) _Miseries of Social Life._--Walking in a wind that cuts to the bone, with a narrating companion, whose mind and body cannot move at the same time; or, in other words, who, as he gets on with his stories, thinks it necessary, at every other sentence, to stand stock-still, face about, and make you do the same; then, totally regardless of your shivering impatience to push on, refuses to stir an inch till the whole of his endless thread is fairly wound out. 'Dixit et adversi stetit ora.' (1807.) _Miseries of the Country._--Losing your way on foot at night in a storm of wind and rain, and this immediately after leaving a merry fireside. (1806.) _More Miseries._--Being nervous and cross-examined by Mr. Garrow (in a Law Court). (_April 1, 1807._) _More Miseries._--Endeavouring to make violent love under the table and pressing the wrong foot. (_April 1, 1807._) _More Miseries._--Sitting on a chair which a servant has fractured and put together the preceding morning, and upon attempting to lean back falling to the ground before a large party; a country servant bursting into a roar of laughter. (_April 1, 1807._) _More Miseries._--Being obliged to kiss a remarkably plain woman at forfeits, when you engaged in the pastime only with the hope of being able to salute a lovely young lady, to whom you are particularly attached. (_April 1, 1807._) _Miseries of Travelling._--Starting for a long ride, on a dinner engagement, without a great-coat, in a mist, a mizzle, a drizzle, a rain, a torrent. On arriving at the house at last, completely drenched, you have to beg the favour of making yourself look like a full or empty sack, by wearing your host's clothes, he being either a dwarf or a giant, and you the contrary. (_January 1, 1807._) _Miseries of Games, Sports, &c._--In skating, slipping in such a manner that your legs start off in this unaccommodating posture; from which, however, you are soon relieved by tumbling forwards on your nose, or backwards on your skull. Also learning to cut the outside edge on skates that have no edge to cut with--ice very rugged. (_January 1, 1807._)