Roy Blakeley's Camp on WheelsFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Camp on Wheels
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction
On toward evening the crowd was even bigger. That was because everybody
was telling everybody else to see the Boy Scouts selling stamped cakes
from their private car. We were a what-do-you-call-it--an institution.
All of a sudden came the grand climax. I was just laying the last
tenderflops on the boards and trying to scrape enough stuff out of the
pan to make just two or three more, when I saw a wagon stop right
alongside the car. Oh, please excuse me a minute while I laugh!
Now we had seen that wagon most all afternoon, because a man was using
it to cart sawdust from the ice-house and sprinkle it on the race-track.
I suppose he did that on account of the races which were going to be at
five o'clock.
Anyway, he got down from his wagon and came over to the platform and
said, "Let's try a couple of them floperetts I'm hearin' so much about."
I said, "Is this your last load?"
He said yes, it was, and that after he got it sprinkled on the track, he
was coming back for more floperetts--that was what he called them.
That man ate a whole board full and I called up to Pee-wee, "There isn't
any more batter, so we're on the home stretch. Shout good and loud and
tell them it's their last chance."
Just at that very minute I heard a locomotive whistle.
"Good night," I said; "I bet it's twenty-three for us."
"What's the difference?" Westy said; "there's no more batter, anyway,
and I'm tired out."
"We have a coffee-pot full of money," I told him.
After I had fried the last tenderflop, I went outside to take a good
rest. It was hot working over that stove. Up on the car, Pee-wee was
stamping back and forth, waving the pan and screaming for all he was
worth.
"Look!" I said to the fellows; "just take one look at him. Get your
kodak, Westy."
"_Only a few more left!_" Pee-wee was yelling. "_One cent while they
last! None genuine_----" and so on, and so on.
By that time I could see a freight train backing in toward us. It was
coming very slow and a couple of men from it were running ahead to open
the gates. It just crept along--hardly moved. There were men on top and
one turning the brake handle.
One of them called out, "Watch your step there, you kid!"
"_They're all smoking hot!_" Pee-wee yelled, and never paid any
attention to him.
"Brace your feet, Sonny," the man shouted.
Pee-wee didn't pay any attention, just kept marching up and down, waving
the pan and yelling, "_There are no more tenderflops to be flopped! Your
last chance! Get a flop_----"
And then, good morning sister Jane, there was just a little bunk and
there was Pee-wee swinging the saucepan and trying to balance himself on
one leg.
"_Get--get a flop----_" he was shouting.
And then, all of a sudden, around he went, and off the roof, _kerflop_
into the load of sawdust.
It was the end of a perfect day.
CHAPTER XXXVIII
ALL ABOARD
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