scientific men of the country, and gives you a description, with
an authentic wood-cut, of each of the plants and animals of the
county--indigenous or naturalized. Owing to peculiar advantages enjoyed
by our firm, we are enabled to put this book at the very low price of
three dollars and seventy-five cents. It is sold by subscription only,
and should be on the center-table in every parlor in this county. If you
will glance over this book, sir, you will find it as interesting as a
novel, and as useful as an encyclopaedia--”
“I don't want the book,” I said, “and I don't care to look at it.”
“But if you were to look at it you would want it, I'm sure.”
“That's a good reason for not looking at it, then,” I answered. “If you
came to get us to subscribe for that book we need not take up any more
of your time, for we shall not subscribe.”
“Oh, I did not come for that alone,” he said. “I shall stay here
to-night and start out in the morning to work up the neighborhood. If
you would like this book--and I'm sure you have only to look at it to do
that--you can deduct the amount of my bill from the subscription price,
and--”
“What did you say you charged for this book?” asked Euphemia, stepping
forward and picking up the volume.
“Three seventy-five is the subscription price, ma'am, but that book is
not for sale. That is merely a sample. If you put your name down on
my list you will be served with your book in two weeks. As I told your
husband, it will come very cheap to you, because you can deduct what you
charge me for supper, lodging, and breakfast.”
“Indeed!” said my wife, and then she remarked that she must go in the
house and get supper.
“When will supper be ready?” the man asked, as she passed him.
At first she did not answer him, but then she called back:
“In about half an hour.”
“Good,” said the man; “but I wish it was ready now. And now, sir, if you
would just glance over this book, while we are waiting for supper--”
I cut him very short and went out into the road. I walked up and down in
front of the house, in a bad humor. I could not bear to think of my wife
getting supper for this fellow, who was striding about on the piazza,
as if he was very hungry and very impatient. Just as I returned to the
house, the bell rang from within.
“Joyful sound!” said the man, and in he marched. I followed close behind
him. On one end of the table, in the kitchen, supper was set for one
person, and, as the man entered, Euphemia motioned him to the table. The
supper looked like a remarkably good one. A cup of coffee smoked by the
side of the plate; there was ham and eggs and a small omelette; there
were fried potatoes, some fresh radishes, a plate of hot biscuit, and
some preserves. The man's eyes sparkled.
“I am sorry,” said he, “that I am to eat alone, for I hoped to have your
good company; but, if this plan suits you, it suits me,” and he drew up
a chair.
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