Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
Thanks to my famished state I was in no mood to criticise his efforts,
which he presently set forth upon the rough deal table in a hearty but
quite inelegant manner. The meal, I am bound to say, was more than
welcome to my now indiscriminating palate, though at a less urgent
moment I should doubtless have found the bread soggy and the beans a
pernicious mass. There was a stew of venison, however, which only the
most skilful hands could have bettered, though how the man had
obtained a deer was beyond me, since it was evident he possessed no
shooting or deer-stalking costume. As to the tea, I made bold to speak
my mind and succeeded in brewing some for myself.
Throughout the repast Cousin Egbert was constantly attentive to my
needs and was more cheerful of demeanour than I had ever seen him. The
hunted look about his eyes, which had heretofore always distinguished
him, was now gone, and he bore himself like a free man.
“Yes, sir,” he said, as we smoked over the remains of the meal, “you
stay with me and I’ll give you one swell little time. I’ll do the
cooking, and between whiles we can sit right here and play cribbage
day in and day out. You can get a taste of real life without moving.”
I saw then, if never before, that his deeper nature would not be
aroused. Doubtless my passing success with him in Paris had marked the
very highest stage of his spiritual development. I did not need to be
told now that he had left off sock-suspenders forever, nor did I waste
words in trying to recall him to his better self. Indeed for the
moment I was too overwhelmed by fatigue even to remonstrate about his
wretched lounge-suit, and I early fell asleep on one of the beds while
he was still engaged in washing the metal dishes upon which we had
eaten, singing the while the doleful ballad of “Rosalie, the Prairie
Flower.”
It seemed but a moment later that I awoke, for Cousin Egbert was again
busy among the dishes, but I saw that another day had come and his
song had changed to one equally sad but quite different. “In the hazel
dell my Nellie’s sleeping,” he sang, though in a low voice and quite
cheerfully. Indeed his entire repertoire of ballads was confined to
the saddest themes, chiefly of desirable maidens taken off untimely
either by disease or accident. Besides “Rosalie, the Prairie Flower,”
there was “Lovely Annie Lisle,” over whom the willows waved and
earthly music could not waken; another named “Sweet Alice Ben Bolt”
lying in the churchyard, and still another, “Lily Dale,” who was
pictured “‘neath the trees in the flowery vale,” with the wild rose
blossoming o’er the little green grave.
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