Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
All being gathered at the Floud house, including Mrs. Belknap-Jackson,
I told them straight that I had resolved to abandon my social career,
brilliant though it had been, and to enter trade quite as one of their
middle-class Americans. They all gasped a bit at my first words, as I
had quite expected them to do, but what was my surprise, when I went
on to announce the nature of my enterprise, to find them not a little
intrigued by it, and to discover that in their view I should not in
the least be lowering myself.
“Capital, capital!” exclaimed Belknap-Jackson, and the ladies emitted
little exclamations of similar import.
“At last,” said Mrs. Belknap-Jackson, “we shall have a place with tone
to it. The hall above will be splendid for our dinner dances, and now
we can have smart luncheons and afternoon teas.”
“And a red-coated orchestra and after-theatre suppers,” said Mrs.
Effie.
“Only,” put in Belknap-Jackson thoughtfully, “he will of course be
compelled to use discretion about his patrons. The rabble, of
course----” He broke off with a wave of his hand which, although not
pointedly, seemed to indicate Cousin Egbert, who once more wore the
hunted look about his eyes and who sat by uneasily. I saw him wince.
“Some people’s money is just as good as other people’s if you come
right down to it,” he muttered, “and Bill is out for the coin.
Besides, we all got to eat, ain’t we?”
Belknap-Jackson smiled deprecatingly and again waved his hand as if
there were no need for words.
“That rowdy Bohemian set----” began Mrs. Effie, but I made bold to
interrupt. There might, I said, be awkward moments, but I had no doubt
that I should be able to meet them with a flawless tact. Meantime, for
the ultimate confusion of the Bohemian set of Red Gap, I had to
announce that the Honourable George Augustus Vane-Basingwell would
presently be with us. With him as a member of the North Side set, I
pointed out, it was not possible to believe that any desirable members
of the Bohemian set would longer refuse to affiliate with the smartest
people.
My announcement made quite all the sensation I had anticipated.
Belknap-Jackson, indeed, arose quickly and grasped me by the hand,
echoing, “The Honourable George Augustus Vane-Basingwell, brother of
the Earl of Brinstead,” with little shivers of ecstasy in his voice,
while the ladies pealed their excitement incoherently, with “Really!
really!” and “Actually coming to Red Gap--the brother of a lord!”
Then almost at once I detected curiously cold glances being darted at
each other by the ladies.
“Of course we will be only too glad to put him up,” said Mrs.
Belknap-Jackson quickly.
“But, my dear, he will of course come to us first,” put in Mrs. Effie.
“Afterward, to be sure----”
“It’s so important that he should receive a favourable impression,”
responded Mrs. Belknap-Jackson.
“That’s exactly why----” Mrs. Effie came back with not a little
obvious warmth. Belknap-Jackson here caught my eye.
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