Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“I’ve not met the chap myself,” he began, “but I knew his secretary
and travelling companion quite well in a happier day in Boston. The
recital here will be Saturday evening, which means that they will
remain here on Sunday until the evening train East. I shall suggest to
my friend that his employer, to while away the tedium of the Sunday,
might care to look in upon me in the afternoon and meet a few of our
best people. Nothing boring, of course. I’ve no doubt he will arrange
it. I’ve written him to Portland, where they now are.”
“Rather a card that will be,” I instantly cried. “Rather better class
than entertaining strolling players.” Indeed the merit of the proposal
rather overwhelmed me. It would be dignified and yet spectacular. It
would show the Klondike woman that we chose to have contact only with
artists of acknowledged preëminence and that such were quite willing
to accept our courtesies. I had hopes, too, that the Honourable George
might be aroused to advantages which he seemed bent upon casting to
the American winds.
A week later Belknap-Jackson joyously informed me that the great
artist had consented to accept his hospitality. There would be light
refreshments, with which I was charged. I suggested tea in the Russian
manner, which he applauded.
“And everything dainty in the way of food,” he warned me. “Nothing
common, nothing heavy. Some of those tiny lettuce sandwiches, a bit of
caviare, macaroons--nothing gross--a decanter of dry sherry, perhaps,
a few of the lightest wafers; things that cultivated persons may
trifle with--things not repugnant to the artist soul.”
I promised my profoundest consideration to these matters.
“And it occurs to me,” he thoughtfully added, “that this may be a time
for Vane-Basingwell to silence the slurs upon himself that are
becoming so common. I shall beg him to meet our guest at his hotel and
escort him to my place. A note to my friend, ‘the bearer, the
Honourable George Augustus Vane-Basingwell, brother of his lordship
the Earl of Brinstead, will take great pleasure in escorting to my
home----’ You get the idea? Not bad!”
Again I applauded, resolving that for once the Honourable George would
be suitably attired even if I had to bully him. And so was launched
what promised to be Red Gap’s most notable social event of the season.
The Honourable George, being consulted, promised after a rather sulky
hesitation to act as the great artist’s escort, though he persisted in
referring to him as “that piano Johnny,” and betrayed a suspicion that
Belknap-Jackson was merely bent upon getting him to perform without
price.
“But no,” cried Belknap-Jackson, “I should never think of anything so
indelicate as asking him to play. My own piano will be tightly closed
and I dare say removed to another room.”
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