Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
He held an open hand toward me, then tightly clenched it.
Suspecting he might spread absurd gossip of this sort, I explained
carefully to him that his lordship had indeed at once perceived her to
be a dangerous woman; and that he was now taking his own cunning way
to break off the distressing affair between her and his brother. He
listened patiently, but seemed wedded to some monstrous view of his
own.
“Them dames of that there North Side set better watch out,” he
remarked ominously. “First thing they know, what that Kate Kenner’ll
hand them--they can make a lemonade out of!”
I could make but little of this, save its general import, which was of
course quite shockingly preposterous. I found myself wishing, to be
sure, that his lordship had been able to accomplish his mission to
North America without appearing to meet the person as a social equal,
as I feared indeed that a wrong impression of his attitude would be
gained by the undiscerning public. It might have been better, I was
almost quite certain, had he adopted a stern and even brutal method at
the outset, instead of the circuitous and diplomatic. Belknap-Jackson
shared this view with me.
“I should hate dreadfully to have his lordship’s reputation suffer for
this,” he confided to me.
The first week dragged to its close in this regrettable fashion.
Oftener than not his hosts caught no glimpse of his lordship
throughout the day. The smart trap and the tandem team were constantly
ready, but he had not yet been driven abroad by his host. Each day he
alleged the necessity of conferring with the woman.
“Dangerous creature, my word! But dangerous!” he would announce.
“Takes no end of managing. Do it, though; do it proper. Take a high
hand with her. Can’t have silly old George in a mess. Own brother,
what, what! Time needed, though. Not with you at dinner, if you don’t
mind. Creature has a way of picking up things not half nasty.”
But each day Belknap-Jackson met him with pressing offers of such
entertainment as the town afforded. Three times he had been
obliged to postpone the informal evening affair for a few smart
people. Yet, though patient, he was determined. Reluctantly at last he
abandoned the design of driving his guest about in the trap, but he
insistently put forward the motor-car. He would drive it himself. They
would spend pleasant hours going about the country. His lordship
continued elusive. To myself he confided that his host was a nagger.
“Awfully nagging sort, yes. Doesn’t know the strain I’m under getting
this silly affair straight. Country interesting no doubt, what, what!
But, my word! saw nothing but country coming out. Country quite all
about, miles and miles both sides of the metals. Seen enough country.
Seen motor-cars, too, my word. Enough of both, what, what!”
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