Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“I have it,” exclaimed his lordship now. “Deuced good plan--go to that
Ruggles place for a jolly fat tea. No end of a spree, what, what!”
It is said that on three occasions in turning his car and traversing
the short block to the Grill the owner escaped disastrous collision
with other vehicles only by the narrowest possible margin. He may have
courted something of the sort. I dare say he was desperate.
“Join us, of course!” said his lordship, as he assisted his companion
to alight. Again I am told the host managed to illumine his refusal
with a smile. He would take no tea--the doctor’s orders.
The surprising pair entered at the height of my tea-hour and were
served to an accompaniment of stares from the ladies present. To this
they appeared oblivious, being intent upon their conference. His
lordship was amiable to a degree. It now occurred to me that he had
found the woman even more dangerous than he had at first supposed. He
was being forced to play a deep game with her and was meeting guile
with guile. He had, I suspected, found his poor brother far deeper in
than any of us had thought. Doubtless he had written compromising
letters that must be secured--letters she would hold at a price.
And yet I had never before had excuse to believe his lordship
possessed the diplomatic temperament. I reflected that I must always
have misread him. He was deep, after all. Not until the two left did I
learn that Belknap-Jackson awaited them with his car. He loitered
about in adjacent doorways, quite like a hired fellow. He was
passionately smoking more cigarettes than were good for him.
I escorted my guests to the car. Belknap-Jackson took his seat with
but one glance at me, yet it was eloquent of all the ignominy that had
been heaped upon him.
“Home, I think,” said the lady when they were well seated. She said it
charmingly.
“Home,” repeated his lordship. “Are you quite protected by the robe?”
An incautious pedestrian at the next crossing narrowly escaped being
run down. He shook a fist at the vanishing car and uttered a stream of
oaths so vile that he would instantly have been taken up in any
well-policed city.
Half an hour later Belknap-Jackson called me.
“He got out with that fiend! He’s staying on there. But, my God! can
nothing be done?”
“His lordship is playing a most desperate game,” I hastened to assure
him. “He’s meeting difficulties. She must have her dupe’s letters in
her possession. Blackmail, I dare say. Best leave his lordship free.
He’s a deep character.”
“He presumed far this afternoon--only the man’s position saved him
with me!” His voice seemed choked with anger. Then, remotely, faint as
distant cannonading, a rumble reached me. It was hoarse laughter of
the Mixer, perhaps in another room. The electric telephone has been
perfected in the States to a marvellous delicacy of response.
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