Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
I was about to remark that the creature had of course played her game
from entirely sordid motives and I should doubtless have ventured to
applaud the game spirit in which he was taking the blow. But before I
could shape my phrases on this delicate ground Mrs. Effie, the
Senator, and Cousin Egbert arrived. They somewhat formally had the air
of being expected. All of them rushed upon his lordship with an
excessive manner. Apparently they were all to be dead sportsmen
together. And then Mrs. Effie called me aside.
“You can do me a favour,” she began. “About the wedding breakfast and
reception. Dear Kate’s place is so small. It wouldn’t do. There will
be a crush, of course. I’ve had the loveliest idea for it--our own
house. You know how delighted we’d be. The Earl has been so charming
and everything has turned out so splendidly. Oh, I’d love to do them
this little parting kindness. Use your influence like a good fellow,
won’t you, when the thing is suggested?”
“Only too gladly,” I responded, sick at heart, and she returned to the
group. Well I knew her motive. She was by way of getting even with the
Belknap-Jacksons. As Cousin Egbert in his American fashion would put
it, she was trying to pass them a bison. But I was willing enough she
should house the dreadful affair. The more private the better, thought
I.
A moment later Belknap-Jackson’s car appeared at my door, now
discharging the Klondike woman, effusively escorted by the Mixer and
by Mrs. Belknap-Jackson. The latter at least, I had thought, would
show more principle. But she had buckled atrociously, quite as had her
husband, who had quickly, almost merrily, followed them. There was
increased gayety as they seated themselves about the large table, a
silly noise of pretended felicitation over a calamity that not even
the tenth Earl of Brinstead had been able to avert. And then
Belknap-Jackson beckoned me aside.
“I want your help, old chap, in case it’s needed,” he began.
“The wedding breakfast and reception?” I said quite cynically.
“You’ve thought of it? Good! Her own place is far too small. Crowd, of
course. And it’s rather proper at our place, too, his lordship having
been our house guest. You see? Use what influence you have. The affair
will be rather widely commented on--even the New York papers, I dare
say.”
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