Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“Great!” she exclaimed in a hearty American manner. “Then that’s
settled,” she continued briskly, as both Belknap-Jackson and Mrs.
Effie would have interposed “Ruggles shall do everything: take it off
our shoulders--ices, flowers, invitations.”
“The invitation list will need great care, of course,” remarked
Belknap-Jackson with a quite savage glance at me.
“But you just called him ‘the capable Ruggles,’” insisted the fiancée.
“We shall leave it all to him. How many will you ask, Ruggles?” Her
eyes flicked from mine to Belknap-Jackson.
“Quite almost every one,” I answered firmly.
“Fine!” she said.
“Ripping!” said his lordship.
“His lordship will of course wish a best man,” suggested
Belknap-Jackson. “I should be only too glad----”
“You’re going to suggest Ruggles again!” cried the lady. “Just the man
for it! You’re quite right. Why, we owe it all to Ruggles, don’t we?”
She here beamed upon his lordship. Belknap-Jackson wore an expression
of the keenest disrelish.
“Of course, course!” replied his lordship. “Dashed good man, Ruggles!
Owe it all to him, what, what!”
I fancy in the cordial excitement of the moment he was quite sincere.
As to her ladyship, I am to this day unable to still a faint suspicion
that she was having me on. True, she owed it all to me. But I hadn’t a
bit meant it and well she knew it. Subtle she was, I dare say, but
bore me no malice, though she was not above setting Belknap-Jackson
back a pace or two each time he moved up.
A final toast was drunk and my guests drifted out. Belknap-Jackson
again glared savagely at me as he went, but Mrs. Effie rather
outglared him. Even I should hardly have cared to face her at that
moment.
And I was still in a high state of muddle. It was all beyond me. Had
his lordship, I wondered, too seriously taken my careless words about
American equality? Of course I had meant them to apply only to those
stopping on in the States.
Cousin Egbert lingered to the last, rather with a troubled air of
wishing to consult me. When I at length came up with him he held the
journal before me, indicating lines in the article--“relict of an
Alaskan capitalist, now for some years one of Red Gap’s social
favourites.”
“Read that there,” he commanded grimly. Then with a terrific
earnestness I had never before remarked in him: “Say, listen here! I
better go round right off and mix it up with that fresh guy. What’s he
hinting around at by that there word ‘relict’? Why, say, she was
married to him----”
I hastily corrected his preposterous interpretation of the word, much
to his relief.
I was still in my precious state of muddle. Mrs. Judson took occasion
to flounce by me in her work of clearing the table.
“A prince in his palace,” she taunted. I laughed in a lofty manner.
“Why, you poor thing, I’ve known it all for some days,” I said.
“Well, I must say you’re the deep one if you did--never letting on!”
She was unable to repress a glance of admiration at me as she moved
off.
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