Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“I am sure, sir, that in future you will give me no occasion to
misunderstand your intentions--no more than would his lordship,” I
added as he raised his brows.
Thus in a manner wholly unexpected was a frightful situation eased
off.
“I’m so glad it’s settled!” cried Mrs. Effie, who had listened almost
breathlessly to our exchange.
“I fancy I settled it as Cradleigh would have--eh, Ruggles?” And the
man actually smiled at me.
“Entirely so, sir,” said I.
“If only it doesn’t get out,” said Mrs. Effie now. “We shouldn’t want
it known in Red Gap. Think of the talk!”
“Certainly,” rejoined Mr. Belknap-Jackson jauntily, “we are all here
above gossip about an affair of that sort. I am sure--” He broke off
and looked uneasily at Cousin Egbert, who coughed into his hand and
looked out over the lake before he spoke.
“What would I want to tell a thing like that for?” he demanded
indignantly, as if an accusation had been made against him. But I saw
his eyes glitter with an evil light.
An hour later I chanced to be with him in our detached hut, when the
Mixer entered.
“What happened?” she demanded.
“What do you reckon happened?” returned Cousin Egbert. “They get to
talking about Lord Ivy Craddles, or some guy, and before we know it
Mr. Belknap Hyphen Jackson is apologizing to Bill here.”
“No?” bellowed the Mixer.
“Sure did he!” affirmed Cousin Egbert.
Here they grasped each other’s arms and did a rude native dance about
the room, nor did they desist when I sought to explain that the name
was not at all Ivy Craddles.
CHAPTER SEVEN
Now once more it seemed that for a time I might lead a sanely ordered
existence. Not for long did I hope it. I think I had become resigned
to the unending series of shocks that seemed to compose the daily life
in North America. Few had been my peaceful hours since that fatal
evening in Paris. And the shocks had become increasingly violent. When
I tried to picture what the next might be I found myself shuddering.
For the present, like a stag that has eluded the hounds but hears
their distant baying, I lay panting in momentary security, gathering
breath for some new course. I mean to say, one couldn’t tell what
might happen next. Again and again I found myself coming all over
frightened.
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