American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
There was. Not a lot, for glass lying around loose doesn't stand
overmuch of a chance on any battleship. We got what sheets of glass
were below, but in the hurry of rushing them up topside I fell back
down an iron ladder to the splinter-deck port side aft, and when I hit
it--a two-and-three-quarter-inch chilled steel-plate deck--I near
cracked my skull. And all because I was only trying to save the glass,
holding it out from my body while I was falling. And while I'm trying
to find my feet the officer I'd borrowed the electric fan from rushes
out from his room and was going to put me in the brig for the noise I'd
made. There happened to be enough glass left for another set of
condenser-plates, and while they were cutting it to shape Furlong calls
for another electric fan.
I thinks of a young officer, the freshest one ever, who had an ancestor
related to Peter the Great, and an uncle or granduncle or grandmother
or somebody or other in the family who was even then a general. Now,
of course, there's no great harm in talking a little about your family,
but when you begin to think it gives you a rating to ride over other
people! And the living ancestor was such an old granny of a general,
according to all accounts, and the dead one such an old robber! "Mr.
Kaminoff, sir, has a specially powerful fan," says I to the
flag-lieutenant.
"Yes--O yes--true!" says the flag-lieutenant and bounces down to Mr.
Kaminoff's quarters himself, and Kaminoff didn't know what happened
till he found himself gulping down big gobs of darkness by way of
getting his breath. It was a hell of a hot night, and nobody less than
a four-striper would have dared to leave his port open that night,
because Kaminoffskis or Romanoffskis, the old man made them all toe the
mark when he gave out an order.
The illustrious Kaminoff howled around some in the dark, but nobody
minded him now the powers were sitting on him. When he came out on the
gun-deck in his silk pajamas to get the air, he probably wished he was
an ordinary seaman without any ancestry and owned a hammock to swing to
a couple of hooks somewhere.
By letting that second fan play onto the glass plates they stayed cool
for a time. But only for a time. By and by they showed signs of
melting again. And the flag-lieutenant, deliberating on the
possibility of the _Plantagenet_ getting her message away and the
probability of the Jap fleet bearing down on them if he did get it
away, he sends a man down to the chief engineer to ask again how long
before we could get up steam.
Maybe two hours, said the chief engineer, and Furlong said he'd try to
hold out for two hours more.
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