American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"'We were for passing on to the next room, where the dancing and
piano-playing were; but there'd been the noise from the room we'd just
left of a bunch of men coming in off the street and stopping just long
enough for a round of drinks, and now they were coming through the
swinging doors; and 'Did you see 'm hit 'm that last one?' one was
saying, and 'Two rounds,' says another--'not enough to exercise Alf.'
"In front of the crowd was a whale of a fellow in a red sweater and a
little cap atop of his head, and beside him was our short-change
bartender friend and behind him a dozen men, among 'em the same half a
dozen tough lads we'd already seen out front before.
"The big prize-fighter swings himself across the floor as if nobody
else was living just then except to wait on him. 'A mug of your best,
Daisy dear,' he says to the barmaid; and, hearing that, the skipper
whips around with a sour face, but he takes another look at the bruiser
and whips back again.
"We could see the couples floating by the glass doors opening into the
next room, and that's where Dan and myself were bound, and where we'd
have got to, only the bartender's voice stops us. 'Say, you,' he calls
out, 'how'd you like to put the gloves on and have a go with little Alf
here?' Dan didn't stop. And '_You!_' yells the bartender--'I mean
you, you big Gloucesterm'n!'
"Dan turned then. 'What's that?'
"'How'd you like to put on the gloves with Alf here? There's a nice
little bit of a ring across the way.' The big fellow himself wasn't
even looking at Dan. He was elbowing the skipper to one side to get
closer to the barmaid. The skipper was looking riled.
"'Why should I?' asks Dan. 'I've no quarrel with him.'
"'No, you big stiff; but if it was me, you would. You're Dan Magee of
Skibbaree, are you? Why don't you leap into the air now and knock your
heels together and say that to Alf? Or does his being the Soorey Giant
make a difference?'
"'Hang you and your Soorey Giants!' says Dan.
"'Alf! Alf! Did y' hear 'im?' hollers the bartender. And at that a
man, a fair-sized man, too, jumps into the middle of the floor and
says: 'Don't you ago botherin' wi' him, Alfie--I'll take care of 'im.'
He has a red sweater, too, and a little cap at the top of his head, and
he takes a couple of fancy steps and spars with his hands, and by and
by steps in and gives Dan a poke. And Dan he squints down at this lad
and says, 'What's ailing you, man?' and the boxing chap he dashes in
and pokes Dan again, and everybody laughs. But before they were done
laughing, Dan, who'd never had a boxing-glove on in his life, he slaps
out with his left paw and ketches the fancy boxer one on the side of
his chin, and he doesn't stop falling backward till he fetches up
between our skipper and the Soorey Giant.
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