Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“I want to do everything for the best,” said the other, “and I s'pose
the right and proper thing to do is to take him by the scruff of his
neck and run him along to Nancy.”
“You try it,” said Mr. Carter, hotly. “Who is Nancy?”
The other growled, and was about to aim a blow at him when his son threw
himself upon him and besought him to be calm.
“Just one,” said his father, struggling, “only one. It would do me good;
and perhaps he'd come along the quieter for it.”
“Look here!” said Mr. Carter. “You're mistaking me for somebody else,
that's what you are doing. What am I supposed to have done?”
“You're supposed to have come courting my daughter, Mr. Somebody Else,”
said the other, releasing himself and thrusting his face into Mr.
Carter's, “and, after getting her promise to marry you, nipping off to
London to arrange for the wedding. She's been mourning over you for four
years now, having an idea that you had been made away with.”
“Being true to your memory, you skunk,” said the son.
“And won't look at decent chaps that want to marry her,” added the
other.
“It's all a mistake,” said Mr. Carter. “I came down here this morning
for the first time in my life.”
“Bring him along,” said the son, impatiently. “It's a waste of time
talking to him.”
Mr. Carter took a step back and parleyed. “I'll come along with you
of my own free will,” he said, hastily, “just to show you that you are
wrong; but I won't be forced.”
He turned and walked back with them towards the town, pausing
occasionally to admire the view. Once he paused so long that an ominous
growl arose from the elder of his captors.
“I was just thinking,” said Mr. Carter, eying him in consternation;
“suppose that she makes the same mistake that you have made? Oh, Lord!”
“Keeps it up pretty well, don't he, Jim?” said the father.
The other grunted and, drawing nearer to Mr. Carter as they entered the
town, stepped along in silence. Questions which Mr. Carter asked with
the laudable desire of showing his ignorance concerning the neighborhood
elicited no reply. His discomfiture was increased by the behavior of an
elderly boatman, who, after looking at him hard, took his pipe from his
mouth and bade him “Good-evening.” Father and son exchanged significant
glances.
'An Elderly Boatman, Who, After Looking at Him Hard, Took His Pipe from
his Mouth and Bade Him 'good-evening.''
They turned at last into a small street, and the elder man, opening the
door of a neat cottage, laid his hand on the prisoner's shoulder
and motioned him in. Mr. Carter obeyed, and, entering a spotless
living-room, removed his hat and with affected composure seated himself
in an easy-chair.
“I'll go up and tell Nan,” said Jim. “Don't let him run away.”
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