Nor was there the least revelation in the calm, half-bored, yet
good-humored presence of the wicked uncle at dinner. So indifferent
did he seem, not only to his own villainy but even to the loss it had
entailed, that she had a wild impulse to take the ring from her pocket
and display it on her own finger before him then and there. But the
conviction that he would in some way be equal to the occasion prevented
her. The dinner passed off with some constraint, no doubt emanating from
the conscious Kitty and Gunn. Nevertheless, when they had returned to
the drawing-room, Gabriel rubbed his hands expectantly.
“I prevailed on Sylvester this morning to promise to tell us some of his
experiences--something COMPLETE and satisfactory this time. Eh?”
Uncle Sylvester, warming his cold blood before the fire, looked
momentarily forgetful and--disappointing. Cousins Jane and Emma shrugged
their shoulders.
“Eh,” said Uncle Sylvester absently, “er--er--oh yes! Well” (more
cheerfully), “about what, eh?”
“Let it be,” said Marie pointedly, fixing her black magnetic eyes on the
wicked stranger, “let it be something about the DISCOVERY of gold, or a
buried TREASURE HOARD, or a robbery.”
To her intense disgust Uncle Sylvester, far from being discomfited or
confused, actually looked pleased, and his gray eyes thawed slightly.
“Certainly,” he said. “Well, then! Down on the San Joaquin River there
was an old chap--one of the earliest settlers--in fact, he'd come on
from Oregon before the gold discovery. His name, dear me!”--continued
Uncle Sylvester, with an effort of memory and apparently beginning
already to lose his interest in the story--“was--er--Flint.”
As Uncle Sylvester paused here, Cousin Jane broke in impatiently. “Well,
that's not an uncommon name. There was an old carpenter here in your
father's time who was called Flint.”
“Yes,” said Uncle Sylvester languidly. “But there is, or was, something
uncommon about it--and that's the point of the story, for in the old
time Flint and Gunn were of the same stock.”
“Is this a Californian joke?” said Gunn, with a forced smile on his
flushed face. “If so, spare me, for it's an old one.”
“It's much older HISTORY, Mr. Gunn,” said Uncle Sylvester blandly,
“which I remember from a boy. When the first Flint traded near Sault
Sainte Marie, the Canadian voyageurs literally translated his name into
Pierre a Fusil, and he went by that name always. But when the English
superseded the French in numbers and language the name was literally
translated back again into 'Peter Gunn,' which his descendants bear.”
“A labored form of the old joke,” said Gunn, turning contemptuously
away.
“But the story,” said Cousins Jane and Emma. “The story of the gold
discovery--never mind the names.”
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